Stone Cold Steve Austin & Steven Seagal In... MAXIMUM CONVICTION!

[Paul L Scholar of Sleaze Find all posts View Profile Close Paul L]

You'd probably need subtitles as he would mumble his way through the commentry!!!!

Also, he cant even show up for the whole FILMING of the actual movie...do you think they could hold him in a chair for 90mins to recod the commentry??

Is Seagal still in the habit of having his lines dubbed by someone who doesn't sound vaguely like him?

Remember the Seagal-Vinnie Jones team-up fest SUBMERGED? ('Do you think I'm here to play fucking chess?' was my favourite line in that movie, delivered with customary aplomb by Mr Jones.)

Speaking of Vinnie Jones, this had me in hysterics when it appeared on UK television. Non-UK forum members probably haven't seen it before:

[Paul L Scholar of Sleaze Find all posts View Profile Close Paul L]

Btw, love the title of the TRUE JUSTICE movie that's incoming at the end of the year:

VIOLENCE OF ACTION. Think about it: VIOLENCE ... of ... ACTION. Trips off the tongue, doesn't it?



That's a classic Seagal title, right there :D

[Ian Jane Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close Ian Jane]

WTF....? Violence Of Action?

It's like the cinematic equivalent of Killed By Death!

BEST TITLE EVER!

[Barry M Super Fiend Find all posts View Profile Close Barry M]

It's awesome combat jargon, a principle of assault, and I think part of Delta Force's motto:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Close_q...ence_of_action

So many great titles there: I'm looking forward to FATAL FUNNEL, which could be Seagal's nod to WATER POWER.