Making a porno - a photo diary (NSFW)

[Dom D Spoon! Find all posts View Profile Close Dom D]

I haven't decided what to do with the sets yet. Worse case scenario they go straight into a skip. Best case I can get them back home and then they could be styled and painted and used for a second film. I do have a second script sitting round set on a space station so Geiger them up a bit and they could be good for that.

[Dom D Spoon! Find all posts View Profile Close Dom D]

Work continues on this. It's been slow because of time, finances and fucking huge huntsmen spiders who, when push comes to shove, just want that shed more than I do. Obviously all the pieces are just kind of leaning against each other at the moment but happy with progress:

[Ian Jane Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close Ian Jane]

I googled Huntsmen Spiders and now I wish I hadn't. I'd let them have the shed.

Neat color schemes though, Dom.

[agent999 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close agent999]

Needs a glory hole...

[mjeon Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close mjeon]

This is an opportunity, Dom! Write the spiders into the script. When they come cartwheeling at the cast, you'll be able to capture expressions of genuine terror.

[Dom D Spoon! Find all posts View Profile Close Dom D]

This is an opportunity, Dom! Write the spiders into the script. When they come cartwheeling at the cast, you'll be able to capture expressions of genuine terror.

It would be a plan except I'll be holding the camera and I'd be the first out the door.

Huntsmen are weird spiders. Hugely common, it's a rare house in the country out here that doesn't have one lurking on the living room ceiling. They don't bite, they just want to hang with you. Be friends. As a small kid I was relaxed about them but after spending 12 years in England, where I don't think I saw anything more than coin sized, I can't abide 'em.

[Andrew Monroe Pallid Hands Find all posts View Profile Close Andrew Monroe]

Good God, those are scary. I hate spiders anyway, but one that big would give me a heart attack. Here in SC we have to beware of black widows. VERY poisonous spiders.

Black Widow Spiders | National Geographic

Anytime I go into my storage buildings in the back yard, I am always looking for them.

[Ian Jane Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close Ian Jane]

There were black widows spiders and brown recluse spiders in Oregon when I lived there. I remember sitting on a dock and seeing a brown recluse scatter up my leg. I smacked that thing faster than I thought humanly possible. You really don't want to get by one of those.

Fuck spiders.

[Gary Banks Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Gary Banks]

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Fuck spiders.

I'm with you.

[agent999 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close agent999]

Strongest things we get here are false widows, which aren't very dangerous. The place I used to work was infested with them, I put a ticket in to facilities to get them exterminated and it sat there unassigned for 18 months until the place shut down. I was amused to find that they hired that facilities manager in the next company I worked for and the infestation of fleas at that place went unactioned for two and a half years until I left.