I keep trying to hate KISS but it's not working.

[Ian Jane Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close Ian Jane]

I keep trying to hate KISS but it's not working.

Ahhh...I just saw Paul's painting there and can't stop laughing...]

He did a very nice job but it was hard getting RossThe Bossto stand stil for that long.

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I keep trying to hate KISS but it's not working.

I am not very good at typing on an iPad.

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Top Ten Lost KI77 Tracks -

10) Cherline Thirteen (Simmons)
9) Volunteer Firehouse (Stanley)
8) Do Ya Wanna Do Stuff To My Stuff? (Stanley, Simmons)
7) DRUNGCH! (Frehly)
6) Fuck you, Gene, you Asshole! I quit! (Criss)
5) That's The Kinda Cocaine Papa Likes (Criss)
4) Macomb Township Rock Suburb (Simmons, Stanley)
3) Pull My Pants Down (Simmons)
2) Lady Sex Woman (Stanley)
1) Let's Put the "K" in Fuck (Stanley, Simmons)

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Some other good ones:

1) I'll Always Fight Hard To Bang You (Stanley, Kulick)
2) Bad Girl, Good Time (Stanley, Simmons)
3) You Can't Be Lonely When You Have Me (Cause Baby That's Not Allowed) (Simmons)
4) Oooo Yeah All Day Long (Stanley)
5) Take All My Love You Can Get (Simmons, St. John)
6) Cheap Thrills In Your Hoohaw (Simmons)
7) Girl You Give Me A Boner (Simmons, Stanley)
8) Drop Your Party Pants, Alright! (Stanley)
9) I'm Good At Painting (Stanley)
10) Stick Out Your Tongue And Lick It (Simmons, Stanley, Vincent)

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I'm reading both Ace's and Peter's books right now and they are fantastic, Peter's especially. Here are some choice quotes from the Catman

To Gordon Hessler, during the making of KI77 MEETS THE PHANTOM OF THE PARK:

"Yeah, fuck you. I don't care what happens with this fucking movie. I'm a drummer in a rock band and I don't give a shit about you or Hanna-Barbera or The Wolfman and Dracula, you can all go fuck yourselves."

On Gene and Paul watching Peter lay down vocals for "Beth":

...those two fuckfaces were sitting in the booth stone-faced like they were at the zoo watching an animal...

"I can't sing like this (with) these two cocksuckers..."

On having sex with a groupie dressed as him:

She got on all fours and I banged her from the rear, and I was looking in the mirror watching me fuck myself.

On Paul asking him to spell "predicament":

"Fuck you. You spell predicament."

In Gemany, naked on a hotel ledge:

"MUHAMMAD ALI! MUHAMMAD ALI RULES, YOO FUCKING BASTARDS!"

Quoting Ace in a swimming pool in Sweden:

"I'm fucking Godzilla and I'm going to destroy all these boats."

After being asked to come out to the front of the stage to sing "Beth":

"Fuck you."

[Tom K Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Tom K]

I haven't read the Peter book yet, but I loved the Ace book...Actually went to a book signing and was able to snap a couple of pics while he signed my book...

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Definitely read Peter's book. If you sort of hate Gene and Paul this book will push you over the edge.

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Criss manages the amazing feat of being pathetic, brutally honest and likable. The fact that he thinks his solo albums are genuinely great (though "Let Me Rock You" really is a pretty cool album) just adds to the hilarity. But when he lays into Stanley especially its a thing of beauty. There has always been something creepy and weird about Stanley to me - he's a Machiavellian narcissist and while Criss is hardly a Mensa member he has a solid grasp on the Stanley psyche. Gene? He's just a smelly pig.

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Dope...

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I need to get the Catman book. Those quotes sold me.

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Peter talking to, and about Tommy Thayer backstage:

"You think you're a rock star? You're a piece of shit. You used to order my breakfast."

"(Thayer) doesn't even have his own licks, and I'm supposed to respect this piece of shit?"

...(Thayer's) a fucking punk ass-licker...

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I keep trying to hate KISS but it's not working.

The only thing more entertaining than Criss laying into Stanley is Criss laying into Fake Ace.

[Tom K Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Tom K]

Picked up the Criss book yesterday and already got through it...loved it!

There are a lot of laugh out loud moments within...

I always knew Gene was a tool...was kind of surprised with Paul...

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Been listening to a lot of early KISS in the bath and singing along loudly lately.

Figured you all should know. Last night I rocked out to Makin' Love and Detroit Rock City especially well.

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Ya know what I just hate?

When a girl say WAIT! WAIT! WAITWAITWATTTTT!