I keep trying to hate KISS but it's not working.

[agent999]

Paul Stanley has gout.

[Ian Jane]

I have to go to a meeting now so I'm done... for now.

[Ian Jane]

Someone likes the taste of al-key-haul.

[Ian Jane]

Paul Stanley eating things is now my new obsession. That and Winterbest.

[Ian Jane]

In this picture....



...if you zoom in you can see that the Star Child has probably enjoyed some Honey Nut Cheerios for breakfast.

[Ian Jane]

It'd be cool if you could see that he was eating a giant plate of nachos, Chad Haden style, in that reflection.

It looks like he might have a package of cookies or something. But I agree, a Haden-style nacho binge would have redeemed ol' P-Stan.

[agent999]

And there was me thinking he'd get Tommy Thayer to do it for him.

[Toyboy]

It'd be cool if you could see that he was eating a giant plate of nachos, Chad Haden style, in that reflection.

[Ian Jane]

If you zoom in on his sunglasses you can tell that he really did take this picture himself.

[Ian Jane]

"Whatever you do, whatever you want to achieve... Do a little more today than yesterday and see how far you've come!"

-Paul Stanley,
May 4th, 2021.

[agent999]

With $immons and $tanley being involved I'm sure it will be balanced, fair and inspirational people. Actually a hatchet job on Ace and Peter Criss could be quite funny if they decide to go all out. I just hope they can do justice to Eric Carr's hair.

Anyway, a Kiss biopic is redundant, the true story has already been told in Phantom of the Park. No way they're topping that for sheer fucking awesomeness.

[Darcy Parker]

KISS bio-pic coming to Netflix!

https://bleedingcool.com/movies/kiss...anley-simmons/

It'll probably be worse than the Netflix adaptation of The Dirt, which would make it wrap back around to awesome.

[Ian Jane]

KISS bio-pic coming to Netflix!

https://bleedingcool.com/movies/kiss...anley-simmons/

[Ian Jane]

[agent999]

It's only a matter of time before he 'accidentally' tweets a dick pic. By that I don't mean a picture where he just looks like a dick, as that's been going on for years.