Originally posted by Mike T
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Train seems bound and determined to create the shittiest songs known to man. They have this new shit on the radio right now...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zftcZYdOl3Y
used to love the Tenderloin
Till I made some tender coin
Then I met some ladies from Marin
We took the highway to the One
Up the coast to catch some sun
They left me with this blisters on my skin.
Don't know what I was on, but I think it grows in Oregon
So I kept on going, going, gone, right through
I drove into Seattle rain, fell in love then missed the train
That could a took me right back home to you
I been high
I been low
I been yes, and I been oh hell no
I been rock 'n roll and disco
Won't you save me San Francisco
Ooo ooo ooo, oh oh
Every day's so caffeinated
I wish they were Golden Gated
Fillmore couldn't feel more miles away
So, wrap me up return to sender
Let's forget this 5 year bender
Take me to my city by the Bay
I never knew all that I had
Now Alcatraz don't sound so bad
At least they'd have a hella fine merlot
If I could wish upon a star
I would hitch a cable car
To the one place that I'll always call my home
I been high
I been low
I been yes, and I been oh hell no
I been rock 'n roll and disco
Won't you save me San Francisco
I been up
I been down
I been so damn lost since you're not around
I been reggae and calypso
Won't you save me San Francisco
To tell you the truth
I miss everything...everything
It's a wild, wide, beautiful world
But there's a wide-eyed girl back there
And she means everything...everything
I been stop
I been go
I been yes and I been oh hell no
I been rock 'n roll and disco
Won't you save me San Francisco
I been up
I been down
I been so damn lost since you're not around
I been reggae and calypso
Won't you save me San Francisco
Oo oo oo...oh oh
Won't you save me San Francisco
Oo oo oo...oh oh
Won't you save me San FranciscoNow everyone can have a complete KRULL lifestyle.
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I just wrote a song called "HEY, DENVER! LEND ME FIVE DOLLARS!"
Boy its great to see the Nuggets play basketball
I drive to The Pepsi Center and have a ball
but first I stop and the Breckenridge Brewery y'all
Wazee street has some pretty girls
but there's no girl like my dope lady mama
True love and Slurpees and a great falafel are all I need
The Broncos and DIA
The 0 bus on Colfax takes me away
all the way down to Casa Bonita
Mountains and skiing and the 16th Street Mall
The Mayor and the Governor
John Elway
HEY, DENVER!
CAN YOU LEND ME FIVE DOLLARS?
I have to make a show at the Bluebird theater
HEY, DENVER!
Rock and roll and pop music
buy me a burrito at QDoba and put some guac on itNow everyone can have a complete KRULL lifestyle.
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Originally posted by Ian Jane View PostYou need to add a line about a derelict man getting shot to make it a true Denver song.
Shooting the breeze at the Viking bar
Homeless vet got shot from a car
bullet bounced right off his dirty handNow everyone can have a complete KRULL lifestyle.
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