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  • #31
    Originally posted by Mike T View Post
    And it's a pity Young didn't follow in his manager's footsteps. Pile of useless wank.
    @Roderick: you're safe clicking on the link - you'll forget the song as you're listening to it, it's that bad. I got 60s in, and came back here to comment, and have no memory of it other than that it was a useless pile of wank.
    I think that is probably your brain's self defense mechanism kicking in. I don't trust my fail-safe system to be that robust.

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    • #32
      Train seems bound and determined to create the shittiest songs known to man. They have this new shit on the radio right now...

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zftcZYdOl3Y

      used to love the Tenderloin
      Till I made some tender coin

      Then I met some ladies from Marin
      We took the highway to the One
      Up the coast to catch some sun
      They left me with this blisters on my skin.

      Don't know what I was on, but I think it grows in Oregon
      So I kept on going, going, gone, right through
      I drove into Seattle rain, fell in love then missed the train
      That could a took me right back home to you

      I been high
      I been low
      I been yes, and I been oh hell no
      I been rock 'n roll and disco

      Won't you save me San Francisco

      Ooo ooo ooo, oh oh

      Every day's so caffeinated
      I wish they were Golden Gated
      Fillmore couldn't feel more miles away
      So, wrap me up return to sender
      Let's forget this 5 year bender
      Take me to my city by the Bay

      I never knew all that I had
      Now Alcatraz don't sound so bad
      At least they'd have a hella fine merlot
      If I could wish upon a star
      I would hitch a cable car
      To the one place that I'll always call my home

      I been high
      I been low
      I been yes, and I been oh hell no
      I been rock 'n roll and disco
      Won't you save me San Francisco
      I been up
      I been down
      I been so damn lost since you're not around
      I been reggae and calypso
      Won't you save me San Francisco

      To tell you the truth
      I miss everything...everything
      It's a wild, wide, beautiful world
      But there's a wide-eyed girl back there
      And she means everything...everything

      I been stop
      I been go
      I been yes and I been oh hell no
      I been rock 'n roll and disco
      Won't you save me San Francisco
      I been up
      I been down
      I been so damn lost since you're not around
      I been reggae and calypso
      Won't you save me San Francisco

      Oo oo oo...oh oh
      Won't you save me San Francisco
      Oo oo oo...oh oh
      Won't you save me San Francisco
      Now everyone can have a complete KRULL lifestyle.

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      • #33
        hahaha

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        • #34
          I bet they write those crappy free credit report commercial songs.

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          • #35
            I enjoy a glass of hella fine merlot with dinner now and then.
            Rock! Shock! Pop!

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            • #36
              I just wrote a song called "HEY, DENVER! LEND ME FIVE DOLLARS!"

              Boy its great to see the Nuggets play basketball
              I drive to The Pepsi Center and have a ball
              but first I stop and the Breckenridge Brewery y'all

              Wazee street has some pretty girls
              but there's no girl like my dope lady mama
              True love and Slurpees and a great falafel are all I need

              The Broncos and DIA
              The 0 bus on Colfax takes me away
              all the way down to Casa Bonita

              Mountains and skiing and the 16th Street Mall
              The Mayor and the Governor
              John Elway

              HEY, DENVER!
              CAN YOU LEND ME FIVE DOLLARS?
              I have to make a show at the Bluebird theater

              HEY, DENVER!
              Rock and roll and pop music
              buy me a burrito at QDoba and put some guac on it
              Now everyone can have a complete KRULL lifestyle.

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              • #37
                You need to add a line about a derelict man getting shot to make it a true Denver song.
                Rock! Shock! Pop!

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Ian Jane View Post
                  You need to add a line about a derelict man getting shot to make it a true Denver song.
                  Oh, shit...how did I forget?

                  Shooting the breeze at the Viking bar
                  Homeless vet got shot from a car
                  bullet bounced right off his dirty hand
                  Now everyone can have a complete KRULL lifestyle.

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                  • #39
                    You didn't fit "mile high" in there anywhere. Poser.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Roderick View Post
                        You didn't fit "mile high" in there anywhere. Poser.
                        Standing at 5280 feet
                        This Mile High air is smelling sweet
                        sweeter than some medical marijuana
                        Now everyone can have a complete KRULL lifestyle.

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                        • #42
                          You didn't mention Bob Denver or Denver Pyle. Good.

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Toyboy View Post
                            Standing at 5280 feet
                            This Mile High air is smelling sweet
                            sweeter than some medical marijuana
                            Redeemed

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Roderick View Post
                              The Tri-Lambs are rolling over in their graves.

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                              • #45
                                is that fucking TRAIN? That Tenderloin TEndercoin bullshit? Girlfriend played that for me the other night, I almost lost my shit. WTF?

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