"But, grandfather, which Manowar DVD should I get?"

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NOT. GAY.

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Bill Clinton diddle Monica Lewisnky with a Manowar cigar.

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DUDE!

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OK, so the Battle Hymns 2011 release is pretty fucking great.

Isn't it? It's been informing my Christmas season quite well this year...

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Noland, my biggest regret in life is not joining forces with you to bring Barry Manowar to life. That would have been the greatest tribute band ever.

No, the Misfats were the greatest tribute band ever - but Barry Manowar would've been a very, very close 2nd.

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I'd vote for him.

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This is insanely romantic.

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Ha. Holy Fuck. I've watched that three times so far and it's still awesome.

Here are my favorite moments:
-look at the funny little dog!
-homoerotic beer foam drinking
-wobbly foam air guitar
-dirty dancing to Manowar
-all of it! It's all my favorite part.

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And here's to him popping the question on her the way only a true Manowar fan should:

WOMAN, BE MY SLAVE!!!

(Oh and next time we're together we're totally drinking beer that way, dude.)

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Haha, I'm game. Doesn't it make you want to renew your vows just so you can live that?

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Very much so. Lousy Russians.

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I just watched it again and it's still awesome.

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BREAKING MANOWAR NEWS!!!!!

MANOWAR will shake the ground of the Starland Ballroom in New Jersey on November 19, 2011 before re-entering the studio to finish their new record!


This is a call to arms for every fan in NYC, Philadelphia, Connecticut, the rest of the US and from all over the world!


This is your last chance to see the Kings Of Metal on US soil before they continue working on their new studio album. Get ready to have your faces melted with the sound of pure, true heavy metal!


The band will perform the Battle Hymns album in its entirety, plus many other favorite classics!


Special guests HolyHell will appear with their electrifying blend of rock & metal.


Tickets will go on sale this Friday, August 12, 2011 at 12:00 EDT on www.ticketmaster.com


Upcoming Battle Hymns 2011 Tour Dates:


Tue, Nov 1, 2011 - O2 Academy Glasgow - Glasgow, Scotland, UK
Fri, Nov 4, 2011 - O2 Academy Leeds - Leeds, England, UK
Sat, Nov 5, 2011 - O2 Academy Brixton - London, England, UK
Sun, Nov 6, 2011 - The Great Hall - Cardiff, Wales, UK
Wed, Nov 9, 2011 - The Academy - Dublin, Ireland
Thu, Nov 10, 2011 - Mandela Hall - Belfast, Northern Ireland, UK
Sat, Nov 19, 2011 - Starland Ballroom - Sayreville, NJ, USA

HOLY SHIT! I AM STOKED.

I am completely going to this and cannot wait to have my faces melted with the sound of pure, true heavy metal!

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Holy shit tickets are gonna be $75 plus surcharge?

FUCK.

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YES!!!!!!!!!!!