I bought a cheap Echobride release with four Hellraiser sequels on it.
I'm going to force myself to watch them.
Here are some thoughts on Bloodline.
I thought I had seen this before, but if I had, my memory is completely shot. Because I watched it yesterday and had no recollection of it at all. OK, so in the future there will be a space station and in that space station will be a hot future cop type chick. This chick and her other future cop friends will capture a guy who uses a robot that looks kinda like a Terminator to try and open the Lament Configuration - what's he doing? And why? Well it turns out that he's the descendent of a toymaker named Le Marchent, the same guy who originally designed the puzzle box way back centuries ago in France. He sold it as a commission piece to a rich guy who got killed by his assistant after summoning a demon that they put into a hot chick's body and named Angelique. The toymaker tried to stop all fo this but it was too late and his bloodline was cursed. Cut to sometime in the 90s and one of the toymaker's descendents is an architect trying to make a building based on one of the designs that has been in his family for years. Angelique is still around as is her handler but he makes the mistake of 'getting in the way of Hell' and she gets rid of him. Pinhead shows up and they kidnap the dude's kid and blah blah blah. Cut back to the space station and Cenobites and hellhounds are running around and stuff but... lasers!
The end.
This was.... fun. Not particularly intelligent, mind you, it jumps around and the effects are goofy. The acting isn't good and hey look, identical twin security guards - let's turn'em into a Cenobite! Doug Bradley does what he can here. Once at a horror convention with Toyboy and Busterface we wound up tending bar for some reason. Doug Bradley was there and he wanted a beer but there was no bottle opener around so I managed to get the cap off with my ring. He was pretty stoked and now I get to brag that I gave Pinhead a beer.
Anyway, as brainless as this was, it was fine as 86 mintues of gory entertainment. And yeah, lasers. Lots of lasers towards the end.
That's all I've got on this one.
I'm going to force myself to watch them.
Here are some thoughts on Bloodline.
I thought I had seen this before, but if I had, my memory is completely shot. Because I watched it yesterday and had no recollection of it at all. OK, so in the future there will be a space station and in that space station will be a hot future cop type chick. This chick and her other future cop friends will capture a guy who uses a robot that looks kinda like a Terminator to try and open the Lament Configuration - what's he doing? And why? Well it turns out that he's the descendent of a toymaker named Le Marchent, the same guy who originally designed the puzzle box way back centuries ago in France. He sold it as a commission piece to a rich guy who got killed by his assistant after summoning a demon that they put into a hot chick's body and named Angelique. The toymaker tried to stop all fo this but it was too late and his bloodline was cursed. Cut to sometime in the 90s and one of the toymaker's descendents is an architect trying to make a building based on one of the designs that has been in his family for years. Angelique is still around as is her handler but he makes the mistake of 'getting in the way of Hell' and she gets rid of him. Pinhead shows up and they kidnap the dude's kid and blah blah blah. Cut back to the space station and Cenobites and hellhounds are running around and stuff but... lasers!
The end.
This was.... fun. Not particularly intelligent, mind you, it jumps around and the effects are goofy. The acting isn't good and hey look, identical twin security guards - let's turn'em into a Cenobite! Doug Bradley does what he can here. Once at a horror convention with Toyboy and Busterface we wound up tending bar for some reason. Doug Bradley was there and he wanted a beer but there was no bottle opener around so I managed to get the cap off with my ring. He was pretty stoked and now I get to brag that I gave Pinhead a beer.
Anyway, as brainless as this was, it was fine as 86 mintues of gory entertainment. And yeah, lasers. Lots of lasers towards the end.
That's all I've got on this one.
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