Elijah Wood Is The Killer In MANIAC Remake!

[Toyboy like a hole in the head Find all posts View Profile Close Toyboy]

I know, but what I mean is that this appears to be a humanized killer. A guy you like or identify with who is also a brutal murderer. That's just my prediction.

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Oh. You're so deep.

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I'm reserving judgement. I'm not writing this off yet. I want to, and my instincts tell me to, but I think it would be cool to see Wood play a raging lunatic all Spinell style. I'm sure it won't happen, but I'm not giving up hope yet.

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He won't play it Spinell style. He's too cute to pull that off.

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But that could work in his favor. You wouldn't expect him to pull it off, but if he does, boom, like a punch to the nuts! He'd floor you with his craziness.

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I have a feeling they'll go the route Toiyboiy suggested. Yeah he's a murdering scumbag, but it's not his fault. Look at his horrible childhood we felt the need to show you either at the movie's bginning or through flashbacks.

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If they do, that will likely be dumb.

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And by expecting anything better than that is a pipe dream.

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Maybe, but I'm holding out hope and you can't stop me.

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You sound like a gay Hobbit.

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Toidd Jordan - DREAM CRUSHER.

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Crushed that shit before it even tapered.

[Toyboy like a hole in the head Find all posts View Profile Close Toyboy]

But that could work in his favor. You wouldn't expect him to pull it off, but if he does, boom, like a punch to the nuts! He'd floor you with his craziness.

He needs to, at one point, say "Fancy Schmancy" while combing hair.

They also need to work "Going to a Showdown" on the soundtrack, otherwise count me out.

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OT - Does anyone else suspect that Joe Spinell had a pillowy ball sack?

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OT - Does anyone else suspect that Joe Spinell had a pillowy ball sack?

I'll bet it was puffy, but I'd give it more hang than pillow. That is, if by pillowy you mean "high and tight...and fat."