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Nicolas Cage To Play Dracula In Renfield
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Originally posted by Mark Tolch View PostHe just looks like an asshole.
RE: this trailer - I'm genuinely surprised that there hasn't been a scene in a film featuring a gang of criminals standing in a Spirit Halloween store, arguing over who is going to wear which mask for their big heist. Maybe Kirkman wrote that into this movie and we'll see the leader of this gang put up his hands and say "Fuck it! We're all gonna be werewolves!" That would be incredibly, incredibly funny. Speaking of funny I like the parts in this trailer where the people are all like "Hmmmm, oooookay?" and then the one person is sarcastic and the other one is all "Mmmmm, riiiiight" and then they say "Suuuuure" and then someone says "AWKWARD!"
That was all in this trailer, right, or am I just conflating it with every fucking sitcom, SNL sketch, and Geico ad from the last ten years? And why is the support group meeting lit like a Rob Zombie movie? Is this a Rob Zombie movie? I can't be bothered to look it up on imdb.Now everyone can have a complete KRULL lifestyle.
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While it's good to see Cage recover his career to a point that produces some good movies, it's a bummer seeing him become the first (?) Meme MovieStar.
This movie looks awful. Made the mistake of glancing at the comments on Youtube and can't help but think this is exactly what viewers want and deserve.
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Originally posted by Toyboy View Post
If I didn't know any better, I'd assume this still was from a sequel to FACE/OFF where Cage is still wearing Travolta's face but his body is rejecting it and its starting to decay.
RE: this trailer - I'm genuinely surprised that there hasn't been a scene in a film featuring a gang of criminals standing in a Spirit Halloween store, arguing over who is going to wear which mask for their big heist. Maybe Kirkman wrote that into this movie and we'll see the leader of this gang put up his hands and say "Fuck it! We're all gonna be werewolves!" That would be incredibly, incredibly funny. Speaking of funny I like the parts in this trailer where the people are all like "Hmmmm, oooookay?" and then the one person is sarcastic and the other one is all "Mmmmm, riiiiight" and then they say "Suuuuure" and then someone says "AWKWARD!"
That was all in this trailer, right, or am I just conflating it with every fucking sitcom, SNL sketch, and Geico ad from the last ten years? And why is the support group meeting lit like a Rob Zombie movie? Is this a Rob Zombie movie? I can't be bothered to look it up on imdb.
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I went to see this tonight, because I had nothing better to do.
What a pile of shit. Cage is fun though, and the whole Dracula / Renfield angle works. It is just that everything else in this film is utterly crap. Crap acting, crap plot, crap CGI gore, crap music.
A shame really, as Hoult/Cage give it their best but are given nothing to work with as the rest is an unfocused dumb and cliched mess of a film."No presh from the Dresh!"
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I hated this. I'm thinking Hollywood genre films are at their absolute worst right now, as if they don't have a clue. It's also possible that I'm becoming a grumpy old man. I don't know, I really wanted this to be good and it was just painful and I couldn't stand it.Why would anybody watch a scum show like Videodrome? Why did you watch it, Max?
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Originally posted by Matt H. View PostI hated this. I'm thinking Hollywood genre films are at their absolute worst right now, as if they don't have a clue. It's also possible that I'm becoming a grumpy old man. I don't know, I really wanted this to be good and it was just painful and I couldn't stand it.VHS will never die!
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