Nicolas Cage To Play Dracula In Renfield

[Darcy Parker Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Darcy Parker]

NO!!! NOT THE NAILS!!! AAAAAGHHH!!!

[Gary Banks Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Gary Banks]

He better be careful scratching his nuts.

[Mark Tolch Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Mark Tolch]

He just looks like an asshole.

[Ian Jane Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close Ian Jane]

Trailer!

[Toyboy like a hole in the head Find all posts View Profile Close Toyboy]

He just looks like an asshole.

If I didn't know any better, I'd assume this still was from a sequel to FACE/OFF where Cage is still wearing Travolta's face but his body is rejecting it and its starting to decay.

RE: this trailer - I'm genuinely surprised that there hasn't been a scene in a film featuring a gang of criminals standing in a Spirit Halloween store, arguing over who is going to wear which mask for their big heist. Maybe Kirkman wrote that into this movie and we'll see the leader of this gang put up his hands and say "Fuck it! We're all gonna be werewolves!" That would be incredibly, incredibly funny. Speaking of funny I like the parts in this trailer where the people are all like "Hmmmm, oooookay?" and then the one person is sarcastic and the other one is all "Mmmmm, riiiiight" and then they say "Suuuuure" and then someone says "AWKWARD!"

That was all in this trailer, right, or am I just conflating it with every fucking sitcom, SNL sketch, and Geico ad from the last ten years? And why is the support group meeting lit like a Rob Zombie movie? Is this a Rob Zombie movie? I can't be bothered to look it up on imdb.

[Matt H. Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Matt H.]

I can't stand modern trailers, especially for comedies or horror comedies. They don't do the films any favours.

[killer must kill again Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close killer must kill again]

they made renfield into a fucking marvel super hero now! trailer looks like hobo feces.

[Dom D Spoon! Find all posts View Profile Close Dom D]

Ah well, I'm looking forward to it. Nicholas Hoult is funny. Nic Cage is less funny but still, generally speaking, enjoyable. And the trailer drew at least a giggle. That's enough for me.

[Oily Maniac Member Find all posts View Profile Close Oily Maniac]

While it's good to see Cage recover his career to a point that produces some good movies, it's a bummer seeing him become the first (?) Meme MovieStar.

This movie looks awful. Made the mistake of glancing at the comments on Youtube and can't help but think this is exactly what viewers want and deserve.

[ChicGandil Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close ChicGandil]

Dogshit

[Mark Tolch Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Mark Tolch]

If I didn't know any better, I'd assume this still was from a sequel to FACE/OFF where Cage is still wearing Travolta's face but his body is rejecting it and its starting to decay.

RE: this trailer - I'm genuinely surprised that there hasn't been a scene in a film featuring a gang of criminals standing in a Spirit Halloween store, arguing over who is going to wear which mask for their big heist. Maybe Kirkman wrote that into this movie and we'll see the leader of this gang put up his hands and say "Fuck it! We're all gonna be werewolves!" That would be incredibly, incredibly funny. Speaking of funny I like the parts in this trailer where the people are all like "Hmmmm, oooookay?" and then the one person is sarcastic and the other one is all "Mmmmm, riiiiight" and then they say "Suuuuure" and then someone says "AWKWARD!"

That was all in this trailer, right, or am I just conflating it with every fucking sitcom, SNL sketch, and Geico ad from the last ten years? And why is the support group meeting lit like a Rob Zombie movie? Is this a Rob Zombie movie? I can't be bothered to look it up on imdb.

We might be an agreement here, Toyboy.