Had the misfortune of seeing this last night; currently seeing a woman who will say, "Let's watch something neither of us have seen" and also loves Nicolas Cage.
So, this is basically Child's Play x 30; a man who does bad things to children owns a playland populated by mechanical mascots, and hires the worst of the worst to work there. When they're about to get busted, they all transfer their souls into the animatronics. When the town decides to tear down Willy's and move on, one of the people responsible for getting the job done is found murdered. So, the sheriff decides that they'll let the wonderland stand, and will arrange for victims to "feed" the mascots.
Anyway, it's flat out horrible. I can't believe it actually got made, I said about 17 times. I was also high as balls, so it was unintentionally entertaining. Very amazing what Nicolas Cage will allow himself to be cast in.
So, this is basically Child's Play x 30; a man who does bad things to children owns a playland populated by mechanical mascots, and hires the worst of the worst to work there. When they're about to get busted, they all transfer their souls into the animatronics. When the town decides to tear down Willy's and move on, one of the people responsible for getting the job done is found murdered. So, the sheriff decides that they'll let the wonderland stand, and will arrange for victims to "feed" the mascots.
Anyway, it's flat out horrible. I can't believe it actually got made, I said about 17 times. I was also high as balls, so it was unintentionally entertaining. Very amazing what Nicolas Cage will allow himself to be cast in.
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