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The Wait Is Over! Seagal's Born To Raise Hell On DVD 4/19/2011

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  • The Wait Is Over! Seagal's Born To Raise Hell On DVD 4/19/2011

    You know you want to...

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    "Put the gun down and you don't die. I got a .45 here and five other guns trained on your brain, man!"

    This trailer features:

    -bad dialogue
    -strippers
    -face punching
    -jaw punching
    -squibs
    -balcony jumping
    -motorcycles
    -bartenders



    I am all over this when it comes out.
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    • #3
      WTF country is he supposed to be in where the DEA has jurisdiction, anyway?

      Looks fun but it's no Cockpuncher.
      It's not going to suck itself...

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Nolando View Post
        WTF country is he supposed to be in where the DEA has jurisdiction, anyway?
        It's not the DEA that has jurisdiction, it's Seagal himself. He has jurisdiction everywhere.
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        • #5
          Also, is it just me or is Seagal starting to look like Kevin from The Office?

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          • #6
            I am 15 minutes into this as I post. The boob count is 2, not counting the strippers. The Mang count is about 10. I feel this shows much promise but the plot seems totally ludicrus.
            "No presh from the Dresh!"

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            • #7
              You sound surprised by this...
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              • #8
                No. Just stating the facts. The boob count is very high though, which is very nice.
                "No presh from the Dresh!"

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                • #9
                  I also love when they show slo-mo flashbacks of events that happened 5 mintes earlier. Always a sign of good filmmaking.
                  "No presh from the Dresh!"

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                  • #10
                    Right. They're not padding the movie at all, but instead emphasizing the importance of what just happened five minutes ago.
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                    • #11
                      I also feel the choice to cast a woman who obviously has no knowledge of the english language as Seagals wife is pure brilliance. It adds so much to the acting in the "emotional" bits.
                      "No presh from the Dresh!"

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                      • #12
                        If I remember correctly she's basically just there to get naked. Recent Seagal movies seem to excel in the casting of Eastern European prostitutes in supporting roles.
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                        • #13
                          Yes. This was a brilliant film. I love how SS calls people bitches all over the place. And I love the casting of an Iranian-English dude as a Romanian, but a Romanian as a russian. And the boob-count was the best yet for DTV seagal.
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                          • #14
                            Glad to see I'm not the only one who appreciated this minor masterpiece.
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