Salma Hayek In Everly

[Ian Jane Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close Ian Jane]

Directed by Joe Lynch.

"An action/thriller centered on a woman who faces down assassins sent by her ex, a mob boss, while holed up in her apartment."

[The Silly Swede Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close The Silly Swede]

This just reeks of another Shoot Em Up or Violet & Daisy etc. To much tongue in cheek, boring fucking results. That said, I'll probably see it when it arrives here.

[Dom D Spoon! Find all posts View Profile Close Dom D]

From the trailer it looks like that's a single location action flick. I don't think I've ever seen such a thing. Could be kind of interesting if so. Great way to do a bang-bang flick and keep the budget down. Also how digital does that look? Is it just me or do digital films look more digital than digital films looked a few years back?

[ChicGandil Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close ChicGandil]

I didn't like Shoot Em Up or Violet & Daisy. I thought Everly was pretty good though. It plays like Robert Rodriguez ripping off Kill Bill, but overall is less tongue in cheek than something like Machete (which I like). Given how derivative it is, those so inclined will find it pretty easy to hate. For me, the more shameless the theft, the better (as long as it's in service of cheap grindhouse thrills).

[sukebanboy Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close sukebanboy]

What you lot whining about???

Its an action movie that has Salma Hayek in bra and panties.

I am going to watch this in the theater!!!

[Jason C Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Jason C]

I love SHOOT EM UP and will definitely be checking out EVERLY. Hopefully in the theater.

[Todd Jordan Smut is good. Find all posts View Profile Close Todd Jordan]

she's so fuggen hot. Just finally saw Roadracers and man is she fine in that.

[Mike Howlett Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Mike Howlett]

That mirror shot (thumbnail for the trailer) alone has sold a ticket to me.

[The Silly Swede Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close The Silly Swede]

So, this was released here. I liked it a lot more then I thought I would. More broad splatter humour then I would have ever imagined. Not a great film per se, but a fun 85 minutes before the credits roll.

And *SPOILERS*

It really is a one location action flick. Kind of impressed by that to be quite honest.





In total: 3 out of 5 toasters.

[Dom D Spoon! Find all posts View Profile Close Dom D]

Selma's still hot. Certainly not at her mid 90s Hottest Woman In The World peak but still very definitely bangable. That should get you to the end credits but this film is really no where near as much fun as it should be. There's much more darkness than I need in a film this dopey. Given the total lack of plot and storylogic it should have skipped that stuff and just focused on being a female John Wick.

How Everly deals with the dog is great though.