Watched this one over the weekend, well, just because. It's more fun than I remember it being.
Mainly because of this!
Ha! He doesn't really show his naked ass in this movie like he does in all his other ones but that's close enough.
At any rate, the premise is fucking dumb. Van Damme is a nice guy named Chad who teaches women how to stretch and he's also a thug named Alex. They don't know about one another because when they were six months old some bad guys killed their parents. Thankfully a guy named Frankie was able to shoot Bolo Yeung in the face and save Chad, whereas Alex was dropped off at a French convent in Hong Kong (?). So they grew up leading separate lives but once they realize what's happened they hang out at a giant abandoned house, blow up a few Mercedes Benz sedans and then eventually get around to fighting the bad guys.
It's a little long for what it is and I remember it being absolutely terrible. It kind of is absolutely terrible but it's got some good action scenes and if you drink enough beer and refer to Alex as Van Damn and Chad as Van Darn you can make your own comedy jokes for good laughing times.
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