The Thing 2011 - I didn't hate it.
The Dead - I liked it. Something actually interesting was done with a modern zombie movie.
Hostesses In Heat - An Ingrid Steeger movie starring that weird guy who looks like fat old Todd and Christa Free. Basically a lunkhead jock guy tells a movie producer about his sexy stories and we see them in flashback. Dumb and fun.
The Sexy Adventures Of The Three Musketeers - Fat Old Todd Double Guy feature! Another Ingrid Steeger movie. Dartagnan wants to be a musketeer but keeps getting preoccupied with the local ladies who are intrigued by his uncanny ability to use his wang as a slingshot and shoot acorns into the pound. He woos Steeger but putting a frog on her boob.
The Dead - I liked it. Something actually interesting was done with a modern zombie movie.
Hostesses In Heat - An Ingrid Steeger movie starring that weird guy who looks like fat old Todd and Christa Free. Basically a lunkhead jock guy tells a movie producer about his sexy stories and we see them in flashback. Dumb and fun.
The Sexy Adventures Of The Three Musketeers - Fat Old Todd Double Guy feature! Another Ingrid Steeger movie. Dartagnan wants to be a musketeer but keeps getting preoccupied with the local ladies who are intrigued by his uncanny ability to use his wang as a slingshot and shoot acorns into the pound. He woos Steeger but putting a frog on her boob.
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