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[Ian Jane Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close Ian Jane]

The Thing 2011 - I didn't hate it.

The Dead - I liked it. Something actually interesting was done with a modern zombie movie.

Hostesses In Heat - An Ingrid Steeger movie starring that weird guy who looks like fat old Todd and Christa Free. Basically a lunkhead jock guy tells a movie producer about his sexy stories and we see them in flashback. Dumb and fun.

The Sexy Adventures Of The Three Musketeers - Fat Old Todd Double Guy feature! Another Ingrid Steeger movie. Dartagnan wants to be a musketeer but keeps getting preoccupied with the local ladies who are intrigued by his uncanny ability to use his wang as a slingshot and shoot acorns into the pound. He woos Steeger but putting a frog on her boob.

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Fat Old Todd Double Guy feature? What does that mean?

[Roderick Butthorn Find all posts View Profile Close Roderick]

SpokAnarchy! - An entertaining look back at the Spokane punk scene in the 80's. Most of the focus is before my time, but I'm pretty sure I was at a couple of the gigs shown near the end of the flick. Smells like the 80's.

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Fat Old Todd Double Guy feature? What does that mean?

It should have read Fat Old Todd Guy Double Feature, because this guy was featured in both films.

[Gary Banks Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Gary Banks]

Gary who released this? I didn't know it was out.

Ian I picked it up off of ioffer.com. It is a dvd-r probably from a German print so it is no official release.

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Gotcha, thanks.

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SpokAnarchy! - An entertaining look back at the Spokane punk scene in the 80's. Most of the focus is before my time, but I'm pretty sure I was at a couple of the gigs shown near the end of the flick. Smells like the 80's.

I watched that back earlier last year and really enjoyed it. Plus the soundtrack is pretty good.

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Der Blonde Sexsklaven - Ingrid Steeger plays an Englishwoman captured by some Arabian slave traders who sell her to a guy called The Bai who looks like Lee Ving. He bones her. Steeger's husband is a waifish looking guy who also gets captured and is molested by a chick who looks a bit like Christina Ricci with a squished face. At one point a man servant breaks into the weirdest musical number I can think of - very strange. A fat guy named Omar says 'yeahyeahyeahyeah' a lot. Later Steeger cuts Lee Ving's wang off and at the end we're told she brings it back to England where it's put on display in a school.

Les Petites Ecoliers - Brigitte Lahaie runs a whorehouse that gets shutdown by cops who tell her to open a school for some reason. So she does and she takes on four hot students with the help of two male assistants. She wears cop sunglasses and teachers the four students how to be slutty and sexy. The end.

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SpokAnarchy! - An entertaining look back at the Spokane punk scene in the 80's. Most of the focus is before my time, but I'm pretty sure I was at a couple of the gigs shown near the end of the flick. Smells like the 80's.

Roderick, are you from Spokane? I know one of the filmmakers (Jon Swanstrom) and lived through the Spokane 80s music scene, but I haven't had the chance to watch this documentary yet.

[Dave Starry Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Dave Starry]

I watched "Five For Hell" (aka "5 Per l'Inferno") during my lunch breaks at work last week. I'll pretty much watch any WWII movie, but this was fairly mediocre even by my forgiving standards. Saved by the presence of Klaus Kinski and the sexy Margaret Lee. The film features a special mission behind enemy lines to steal some non-descript German plans by a group of five American soldiers who like to tap dance, bounce on trampolines and throw softballs at the enemy. I'm not kidding. Worth watching, but don't kill anybody to see it.

The copy I watched looked fairly atrocious via a Brentwood budget box set called "Battles of WWII" that a friend gave me a few years back. The audio presentation was a bit strange -- in English for the most part, but whenever somebody spoke German, there were Italian subtitles.

[Alex K. Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Alex K.]

Watched Taxi Driver against and just got depressed as shit this time. It's still an amazing and monumental film but as I approach the age of 26 I see a lot of parallels between me and Travis.

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That's not good.

Last night... Dream House (the remake). It wasn't very good.

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The Town That Dreaded Sundown -- DVRed this from TCM over the weekend since I'd never seen the movie before, and watched it last night. Strange dichotomy in the film between the occasionally goofy antics of the investigating police force punctuated with a few brutal murder sequences. True crime stuff like this kind of freaks me out, especially in the case of the killer never having been caught (ala the Zodiac Killer).

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STATE & MAIN. Nothing much, Mamet fluffing to show he can, but Hoffman & Macy were pretty much irresistible.

It's okay, Alex, Travis Bickle's built to drive audience identification. And taxis. He speaks to the inner alienated 'Nam vet in all of us. "You speaking to me?..."

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STATE & MAIN. Nothing much, Mamet fluffing to show he can, but Hoffman & Macy were pretty much irresistible.

My favorite quote from that movie is right after Alec Baldwin wrecks his car in a spectacular crash: "So, that happened".