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I'm watching Wanda Whips Wall Street. Frickin' awesome.
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Slaughtered (2010) -- Yay! A cheap as chips Aussie slasher! Apart from having no ending, no motivation for the killer, some awful sound, Golden Syrup (treacle) blood and some variable performances from a largely amateur cast, this $100k shot-on-HD feature really isn't too bad. It's okay. Not a lot of suspense, or logic, involved but modestly entertaining for what it is (and mercifully short at 76m). Expect a review at the usual place later this evening...
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Nowhere To Run - Van Damme is an escaped con who befriends some kids and then fucks their mom, and the little girl tells him he has a big penis. Then Van Damme builds a motorbike and kicks the asses of the bad guys who work for the evil land developer who wants their land so they can build on it.
Conan The Barbarian - Arnold beds at least three chicks in the first half hour of this movie and James Earl Jones looks dumb in that wig but this movie is still pretty rad as it has a giant snake, a wizard, a couple of decapitations, some boobies and more. Also it doesn't have Grace Jones.Rock! Shock! Pop!Comment
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It is. It's not a very good movie really but it's entertaining. It also features a gratuitous 'Jean Claude gets naked in a lake and you see his ass' scene.Rock! Shock! Pop!Comment
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WITCHMAKER - Much dafter and less atmospheric than I was hoping. A bit of a slog - despite a witch orgy that looked like it was lifted from an episode of Star Trek.Comment
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Live Like A Cop, Die Like A Man - homoerotic motorcycle chases galore!Rock! Shock! Pop!Comment
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Looking forward to THAT one!
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The Night Child - nicely shot as most of Dallamano's movies tend to be. Kinda slow and pokey at times but entertaining enough. Ladies just can't resist Richard Johnson. The kid is ugly and looks like a frog.Rock! Shock! Pop!Comment
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MONSTERS. Interesting. Actual sense of wonder moments, and if there's some sour satiric bite, it's got that salt hit of the grain of the created world: it's pretty good science fiction. I wish Alfonso Cuaron had made it: the sex would have been way better. Nice work, though.Comment
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Nightmare - a fun, dumb, gory slasher with lots of boobs, blood and logic gaps. Some cool Times Square footage early on. Fun.
The Big Lebowski - nuff said.Rock! Shock! Pop!Comment
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PUSHING TIN. Air traffic controller gundown, written by the Taxi/Cheers Charles brothers, directed by Mike Newell. Billy Bob Thornton & Angelina Jolie and John Cusack as themselves, Cate Blanchett as somebody else. Billy Bob sings Muskrat Love. The first half, all TRACON macho nerve ensemble, looks like it's going somewhere, and I even kind of dug the stupid denouement, but the climax reeks like a producer in a hurry dumped it runny and left without wiping. No movie recovers from being shat on like that; this can't even try to hold its head above the splatter. Still, there's a cool visualization of what the radar screen looks like inside a controller's head. Jolie's something. Stupid movie. If you shut it off when the bomb threat comes: B+, 8/10.Comment
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Isn't the director on tap to direct a US reboot of Godzilla? I'm game for getting my hopes up only to have them dashed later.Originally posted by Barry M View PostComment
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