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Originally posted by Matt H. View PostCaligula and Messalina - Seriously slimy erotica from the hilariously taste-challenged Bruno Mattei. I know it's Caligula, but I was a bit thrown off by how gross this is (I don't think it helped that I cracked open a bag of chips right before it's nastiest stretch). Speaking of stretch, have you ever seen a dilated horse vagina? You get to see several loving close-ups of one during the surprisingly sleazy horse sex scene; it comes right after the surprisingly funny donkey sex scene. The horse scene, though: I nearly puked. There's a shot of the stallion resting its horny head on the back of the mare that I'll never unsee: it's drooling on her back just like Krug in LHOTL after he's just raped Mari. Traumatizing! There's also two revolting sex scenes late in the game that had me questioning my sanity: one involving a nasty dwarf in a g-string and the other a straight sex scene featuring The Beast in Heat banging a hooker. Goddamn Bruno, you were one sick fuck!
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Caligula and Messalina - Seriously slimy erotica from the hilariously taste-challenged Bruno Mattei. I know it's Caligula, but I was a bit thrown off by how gross this is (I don't think it helped that I cracked open a bag of chips right before it's nastiest stretch). Speaking of stretch, have you ever seen a dilated horse vagina? You get to see several loving close-ups of one during the surprisingly sleazy horse sex scene; it comes right after the surprisingly funny donkey sex scene. The horse scene, though: I nearly puked. There's a shot of the stallion resting its horny head on the back of the mare that I'll never unsee: it's drooling on her back just like Krug in LHOTL after he's just raped Mari. Traumatizing! There's also two revolting sex scenes late in the game that had me questioning my sanity: one involving a nasty dwarf in a g-string and the other a straight sex scene featuring The Beast in Heat banging a hooker. Goddamn Bruno, you were one sick fuck!
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Originally posted by Darcy Parker View Post
How can he be the artistic genius of the underground if he didn't watch all that mainstream stuff so he could bitch about it endlessly?
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Rewatched Bad Girls Go to Hell and Indecent Desires with the commentaries.
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Originally posted by Matt H. View Post
Why not watch something other than big budget Hollywood crap?
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Originally posted by Newt Cox View PostOff Shudder
Strange Vice of Ms Wardh-Seen the better known giallos,mostly Argento and Fulci stuff. This was listed as leaving Shudder soon. Saw Edwige was in it and DAMN. What a movie. I need to watch more giallo.
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Off Shudder
Strange Vice of Ms Wardh-Seen the better known giallos,mostly Argento and Fulci stuff. This was listed as leaving Shudder soon. Saw Edwige was in it and DAMN. What a movie. I need to watch more giallo.
Tombs of the Blind Dead-Saw Shudder had a nice cleaned up print of this,I'm still rocking the old BU DVD coffin set version. Wish I could have chosen between subs or Dubbed in English. Was trying to multitask and can't do that well while rreading subs. LOoks amazing,which helps offset the slow pacing.
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Decline of Western Civ 3-I had heard rumors about this film for a long ass time. Then thanks to someone here got sent a DVD-r of the leaked print. Bought the boxed set when that came out. And really can't detect any new or different footage between the leaked print,the boxed set or this version on Tubi. Focusing on the squatters/gutter punks in late 90s LAs Penalope once again captures a moment in time.
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Lorna: I got to watching this quite by accident. I was wanting to watch some Franco and clicked on Lorna The Exorcist on my Plex and to my surprise a black and white American movie started playing instead. I didn't recognise the film though it was obvious from the first frame that it was a Meyer film. That's impressive isn't it? To be making low budget 4:3 black and white and still have a signature style that's so recognisable that an audience can recognise it instantly. Come to think of it, he my be the easiest director to pick of any. Once the credits started rolling all was explained, easy enough to misfile Lorna for Lorna The Exorcist.
Anyway, this wasn't familiar at all. Which is odd, cause I own it, you'd think I'd have seen it. It's been a while since ive viewed a Russ and it was a happy reminder of just how good he was. The only man to make the 4:3 ratio feel truly cinematic.
Jesus you wouldn't want to play this movie for a modern audience though. That rape scene that quickly develop into true love would go down like a brick.
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Originally posted by Matt H. View Post
Why not watch something other than big budget Hollywood crap?
b) they're background noise while I do something else.
c) I like to stay on top of the culture.
d) these days a $60 million dollar Rick and Morty pastiche like Everything Everywhere is considered arthouse so I'm not sure there's a lot of options when you're browsing the new release section.
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Originally posted by Dom D View PostWell it's a full on crap-o-rama at my place as I follow up EEAAO with Moonfall, one of the biggest box office bombs of all time. $150 million budget, $60 million at the box office. Ouch! Emmerich tests his belief that the proles will pay for anything as long as stuff blows up real good with one of the dumbest stories ever committed to film. Your $150 million doesn't buy the effects it used to either. They're pretty ropey. I momentarily felt bad about an independent film losing that much money and then I recalled the absolutely shameless Tesla product placement in this and all of a sudden I wasn't feeling sorry for them at all. Hopefully Musk paid out the nose for this.
Followed it up with Uncharted. This almost looks good next to the two previous movies. Low level Iniana Jones-esque shenanigans are generally paasable. A lot better than any of the Lara Croft movies that tried the same thing. I don't get Tom Holland as a star. He gives you nothing. Here he's blown away by, of all people, Mark Wahlberg who, in my eyes, has always been lucky just to have a job. As soon as the action starts Holland gets replaced with a CGI double who flips around in gravity defying ways so I guess you're not actually watching him that much.
It's tough being a movie watcher at the moment...
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Well it's a full on crap-o-rama at my place as I follow up EEAAO with Moonfall, one of the biggest box office bombs of all time. $150 million budget, $60 million at the box office. Ouch! Emmerich tests his belief that the proles will pay for anything as long as stuff blows up real good with one of the dumbest stories ever committed to film. Your $150 million doesn't buy the effects it used to either. They're pretty ropey. I momentarily felt bad about an independent film losing that much money and then I recalled the absolutely shameless Tesla product placement in this and all of a sudden I wasn't feeling sorry for them at all. Hopefully Musk paid out the nose for this.
Followed it up with Uncharted. This almost looks good next to the two previous movies. Low level Iniana Jones-esque shenanigans are generally paasable. A lot better than any of the Lara Croft movies that tried the same thing. I don't get Tom Holland as a star. He gives you nothing. Here he's blown away by, of all people, Mark Wahlberg who, in my eyes, has always been lucky just to have a job. As soon as the action starts Holland gets replaced with a CGI double who flips around in gravity defying ways so I guess you're not actually watching him that much.
It's tough being a movie watcher at the moment...
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Everything Everywhere All At Once. This is the longest movie ever made. I didn't actually check the clock, so I can't give you a definitive runtime, but it seemed to run for about 8 or 9 hours. I damned near died watching this fucking film. The worse film since at least Batman versus Superman which puts it well in the running for the title of the worst film ever.Last edited by Dom D; 08-30-2022, 04:17 PM.
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SOMEONE'S WATCHING ME! - This TV movie from John Carpenter is pretty standard thriller/stalker fare except for one notable exception: Lauren Hutton's performance. She plays a likeable, confident woman who realizes that she's being stalked by a psycho. The thing I found fascinating (and somewhat heartbreaking) was witnessing her become more paranoid and frightened as the harassment escalates. You really feel for her and I can't recall another film of this type with such a unique and realistic characterization.
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