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  • Fly Me (USA/Philippines, 1973) [DVD] - 1.5/5
    Stewardesses vs. the world's most incompetent kung fu killers! Inept action / skin flick combo about American girls getting involved with a woman trafficking syndicate in Asia. And one of the girls has brought her babbling mother with her... Locations (Hong Kong, Tokyo, Philippines), plentiful skin and slight b (actually, make that c) film appeal are the only things this piece of sloppiness has going for it.



    Cover Girl Models (USA/Philippines, 1973) [DVD] - 1.5/5
    Another Cirio H. Santiago film offers better kung fu but even more nonsensical storyline than Fly Me. The boring plot is something about a microfilm and American models in Hong Kong and Singapore accidentally getting involved. Plenty of (unspectacular) skin again, and thankfully no comedy characters. Mercifully short at 73 minutes - any more off this dullness would've been hazardous.

    The Arena (USA/Italy, 1974) [DVD] - 2/5
    Regrettably lame peplum with Pam Grier and Margaret Markov captured by the Romans and forced to fight as gladiators. There's a bit of appeal to the cast and concept, which however soon wears off due to the mediocre filmmaking and poor action. Too soft and light-hearted to work as proper exploitation with its goofy Romans and silly supporting girls.

    Foxy Brown (USA, 1974) [BD] - 4/5
    Ultra groovy blaxploitation with Pam Grier taking revenge on a drug and prostitution ring lead by a young white woman! Great soundtrack, plenty of kick ass Grier and fantastic costumes, though you wish Pam would show skin a bit more generously. Also, not too much dumb humour despite a brief Sid Haig appearance. Better than Coffy.

    The Human Tornado (USA, 1976) [DVD] - 1.5/5
    Tongue-in-the-cheek blaxploitation flick is positively nuts, but unfortunately an amateurish mess. The joke wears off fast and the plentiful action is painful to watch. Some fun lines and a ridiculously over the top racist sheriff character just barely kept me from falling asleep.

    Rolling Thunder (USA, 1977) [DVD] - 4/5
    Excellent, gritty action thriller about two Vietnam vets who return home after enduring years of torture in Vietnam. Screenwriter Paul Schrader famously complained that the studio had turned an anti-fascist story into a fascist movie. I think he's going too far; some of his intended commentary may be missing from the film, but any viewer with a brain could only interpret the movie as a powerful, critical portrayal of two men who have lost their minds. It may not be another Taxi Driver, but as an action film it is interesting, well acted and directed, easily above the likes of it by lesser filmmakers.

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    • I have The Belko Experiment playing right now but I'm not paying 100% attention to it.

      Last night was Happy Death Night, which, is totally forgettable & Get Out. I didn't like G.O. much; when I figured it out, I just thought it was dumb.

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      • The Bill Murray Stories Life Lessons: a documentary on the odd public appearances of Bill Murray. Despite the director's absolutely atrocious hipster haircut (that honestly only looks good on a woman) a very interesting documentary on the quirks, generosity, and contagious positive vibes Bill Murray gives to all people he's hung out with.
        "Ah! By god's balls what licentiousness!"

        Marquis de Sade, The 120 Days of Sodom.

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        • Under The Silver Lake
          Nihilistic, demented, sometimes Lynchian hipster noir. Sort of the anti La La Land. Lots of retro-fetischism to go around. This divided audiences quite a bit but I kind of love it. I like Andrew Garfield a lot, which helps. Loved the Amazing Spider-Man reference. I only really have one complaint with it and that's the running time. 2h 19mins is pretty ballsy and it does drag but there's so much interesting stuff in here to make it worthwile. Weird greatness. A destined cult classic.

          An Evening With Beverly Luff Linn
          Overlong, severely unfunny garbage. Purposely bad acting and forced weirdness in the worst way possible. Also way too long at almost 2 hours. 70 mins might have been more tolerable. A real patience test this one. Hipsterism gone wrong.

          Two Undercover Angels
          Pure 60's pop culture fun. Jess Franco excels in this film he made back to back with Kiss Me Monster (much worse). Everything works beautifully here. The cinematography is great, the music is fantastic and the two leading ladies are both charming and awesome. Janine Reynaud sure was something back in the day (RIP). I love this incarnation of Morpho and Adrian Hoven is cool as the villain.
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          • Nightmare Beach
            First time seeing this. Awesomely 80's in every way. Could've needed a little
            more boobs but hey, you can't have it all. The identity of the killer was the
            least unexpected thing ever. Also, Sarah Buxton was a cutie. Great
            fun.

            Freaks Of Nature
            Wonderfully realized blend of genres. Everything works beautifully and it's laugh
            out loud funny throughout, with lots of familiar great faces. A real gem.

            Kiss Me Kate
            Awesome old timey musical from the 50's. This was shot in 3D because the actors
            kept throwing a bunch of shit at the screen. It's long but very entertaining with good
            performers. Lots of fun with cool set pieces. I love a good musical once in a while.
            La La Land wishes it was this cool.
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            • Prison (1988): easily the best prison horror flick. Mortenson plays it cool, seemingly channeling James Deen. The effects and gore are fun. A lot of strong performances from everyone. Solid direction from Harlin. Well worth a watch.
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              • Originally posted by Alex K. View Post
                Prison (1988): easily the best prison horror flick. Mortenson plays it cool, seemingly channeling James Deen. The effects and gore are fun. A lot of strong performances from everyone. Solid direction from Harlin. Well worth a watch.
                Either you mean James Dean, or Viggo is acting like a pornstar.

                Hard to say which one would be more entertaining!

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                • I watched Claude Chabrol's "La Cérémonie" for the first time tonight - on dvd from S-Korea. Loved it! I wanted to get the UK blu-ray but it's way out of print. I can't find one single copy anywhere (except one on eBay that doesn't have a cover and, man, I gotta have my cover!).
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                  • Just Getting Started
                    Lightweight comedy fluff with an ancient looking Tommy Lee Jones.
                    Ol sour puss arrives at a retirement community kicking up a ruckus among
                    the residents there. Morgan Freeman plays an ex criminal in the witness
                    protection program who now runs the retirement community. They start
                    to compete with each other about pretty much anything. Then an assassin
                    with ties to Freeman's past arrives forcing them to bury the hatchet and work
                    together. Good supporting actors such as Joe Pantoliano (who these days looks
                    like an old lesbian), Rene Russo, etc... It's pretty lame but enjoyable enough.

                    Looking Glass
                    Vacancy, without the excitement. Slow burning predictable thriller with a mostly
                    restrained Nicolas Cage and Robin Tunney. Competent and not awful. Just lacking
                    in every way possible.
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                    • Surbubicon - I reckon this is very underrated. I'd been put off seeing it by the distinctly average reviews and the Pleasantville aesthetic. I figured a film that was relying on that kind of artificial look probably didn't have a lot going on. But this is a very Coens Brothers tale. Not Fargo but almost as clever and mining similar territory: A small time, though slightly complicated, crime that goes progressively further sideways on the desperate bastard trying to pull it off.

                      I'd be very interested to have a look at the original script before Clooney and co got at it. I can kind of guess at some of the elements that don't feel entirely Coen but I'd not gaurantee I'm guessing right.
                      "Never let the fact that they are doing it wrong stop you from doing it right." Hyman Mandell.

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                      • Death Race 2050
                        Was very sceptical of this one beforehand but it
                        turned out to be a mini masterpiece. Brilliantly funny
                        and entertaining. Much better than the other sequels
                        (which I like for what they are).

                        Den Of Thieves
                        Why is every other film coming out these days at least 30
                        minutes longer than it has to be? Severely overlong but not
                        without merit. Very confusing plot though (still don't know what
                        really went down towards the end heist). Baby Ice Cube is a boring
                        actor too but Gerard Butler saves it along with Pablo Schreiber.
                        Good for a rainy day I guess.
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                        • Brawl In Cell Block 99
                          Kinda shit and way too long. Vince Vaughn looks bad ass with a shaved head though.
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                          • Originally posted by Nabonga View Post
                            Brawl In Cell Block 99
                            Kinda shit and way too long. Vince Vaughn looks bad ass with a shaved head though.
                            Whaaaat?!
                            Why would anybody watch a scum show like Videodrome? Why did you watch it, Max?

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                            • Originally posted by Nabonga View Post
                              Brawl In Cell Block 99
                              Kinda shit and way too long. Vince Vaughn looks bad ass with a shaved head though.
                              "Ah! By god's balls what licentiousness!"

                              Marquis de Sade, The 120 Days of Sodom.

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                              • That's right, I said it. :-) Agree to disagree and all that.

                                Death Race 4-Beyond Anarchy
                                20 minutes too long, pornographically violent
                                and probably ghost written by a 14 year old
                                edge lord who just discovered swearing (or Rob
                                Zombie perhaps). Moronic but somewhat fun. The
                                lead is a generic bland Mchandsome charisma void
                                though. He'd look good in a clothing ad but that's
                                about it. I'd think these Death Races have run their
                                course by now.
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