Steven Seagal Knows EVERYTHING.

[Alison Jane]

One day, randomly, I started talking to one of the copy machine technicians that came in to fix one of the copiers at my school. Weird old opinionated guy. Not dreamy or anything like that, so don't think that's why I started talking to him. :p Anyway, he started to tell me how he's recently started cooking and is really enjoying it. I thought that was cool, he didn't seem the cooking (maybe barbecuing) type. Anyway, then he tells me that "Yeah, [he] really likes to cook now and hopes, one day, to be like Seagal." "Wait... Steven Seagal?," I say. So yeah, apparently Steven Seagal is into cooking now and this sixty-something year old copy guy wants to be just like him. Is there anything Seagal can't do?!

[The Silly Swede]

He is tough all right. So tough indeed so that when any real action happens he is nowhere to be seen only to magically re-appear in fron to f the camera when the criminals are apprehended. So, he should fit perfectly in politics.

[sukebanboy]

and now.....

Action-movie star Steven Seagal says he is considering a run for Arizona governor.

The "Marked for Death" actor told KNXV-TV that he is considering a shot at the state's highest office and has had a talk about the bid with the self-proclaimed toughest sheriff in America.

Not gonna beat ROB FORD for entertainment value....but would be interesting......

http://news.yahoo.com/steven-seagal-...234647973.html

[Randy G]

Speaking of which, I have Images BR of Wake in Fright on order.

[The Silly Swede]

It's the english accent I have the most difficulty to understand. I often skip australian movie on DVD if english subtitles aren't included because I know I will stuggle with the dialogue and miss most of the film story.

Damn straight!
Besides, we all know that the best english accent is the Canadian one. Aboot! Eh! = Hilarious!

[Jimmy Simard]

Getting this back off topic none of you nationalist cheerleaders can touch Australia.

(...) best accent

It's the english accent I have the most difficulty to understand. I often skip australian movie on DVD if english subtitles aren't included because I know I will stuggle with the dialogue and miss most of the film story.

[The Silly Swede]

I do have a question about Seagal though. Do his movies still feature endless body doubles and his own voice dubbed a lot?

Yes. The highlight of his recent efforts are "him" breaking into random accents.

Also: Australia has one drawback that you failed to take into account: a population spawned from white trash criminals.

[Clive Smith]

Awesome serendipity, Barry! Putin is also a node-spotter and his name is an anagram of 'turnip'.

[Barry M]

Re: Steven Seagal Knows EVERYTHING.

All art, like Stephen Segal, approaches the condition of idoru.

(Apologies to Walter Pater and William Gibson.)

[Horace Cordier]

Steven Seagal Knows EVERYTHING.

I do have a question about Seagal though. Do his movies still feature endless body doubles and his own voice dubbed a lot?

[Horace Cordier]

Steven Seagal Knows EVERYTHING.

Getting this back off topic none of you nationalist cheerleaders can touch Australia.

Best country, best economy, best scenery, best people, best accent and...

kangaroos.

Trumped!

[Barry M]

Even the DOLPHINS love him!!!

That only looks a little like Ian Jane.

[Jimmy Simard]

Not important at all but that kind of pictures made me think at the time Stockwell Day was the chief of the Reform Party and played the "look how I'm cool" card in a federal election with picture and video like that (obviously he didn't ride a bear, if that isn't a photoshop job of course). The result was a huge fail and he was resigned fastly by the party members...

The Reform Party was funny those days... not so much anymore.

He sure look in bad shape in that one...

[Ian Jane]

Getting this back on topic, here are some rad pictures of Seagal.

[sukebanboy]

Even the DOLPHINS love him!!!



Name me another world leader who can do this....