An Old Fashioned Top Ten List

[Toyboy]

I heard it in a Cary Grant movie.

[Paul Casey]

I'd go up the Saint Louis arch with those two.

Is that a euphemism?

[Roderick]

How do you fit all of those cocks into one mouth, cockmouth?

It takes a lot of Jim Beam, a handful of painkillers, a rope and a plastic bag.

[Toyboy]

How did they manage to fit all of season two of Twin Peaks onto one disk?

How do you fit all of those cocks into one mouth, cockmouth?

[Roderick]

I'd bring a bottle of Jim Beam, a handful of painkillers, a rope and a plastic bag. Fuck that shit.

Packing David Carradine syle. Cool.

[Roderick]

I don't think you put any real thought into that answer. In fact, I'd go so far as to accuse you of deliberately choosing stupid stuff to bring. You're no longer invited and now you're going to miss the "Slippery When Wet" belly flop contest.

How's 'bout The Six Million Dollar Man season one and however many disks of TJ Hooker it takes to bring the total to 10.

TWIN PEAKS - Season 2

How did they manage to fit all of season two of Twin Peaks onto one disk?

[Toyboy]

I'd do a bus tour with Ace and Peter. I'd go up the Saint Louis arch with those two.

[Ian Jane]

In fact, if I were on the Kiss Kruise I'd probably bring 1000 movies, not 10. Because I'd probably barricade myself in the room and not want to go outside.

Unless Ace and Peter showed up.

[Ian Jane]

Yeah, I'm kinda with you on that.

[Toyboy]

I'd bring a bottle of Jim Beam, a handful of painkillers, a rope and a plastic bag. Fuck that shit.

[Ian Jane]

What top ten movies would you bring on the Kiss Kruise, TT Boy?

[Toyboy]

http://www.thekisskruise.com/

[chad]

Sons Of Anarchy Season 1&2
The Wild Bunch 2 disc set

[Ian Jane]

[Toyboy]

Crap. Okay... Fall Guy season one and TJ Hooker season one. I think that's about 10 disks.

I don't think you put any real thought into that answer. In fact, I'd go so far as to accuse you of deliberately choosing stupid stuff to bring. You're no longer invited and now you're going to miss the "Slippery When Wet" belly flop contest.