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It's obviously a film with a pro-incest agenda and should be banned for that reason.
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C'mon, man..."dancing with her cousin"! That's not only unforgivable, but sinful too! We all know dancing with people leads to shenanigans... ;)
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And yet they don't warn about the gratuitous Wayne Newton cameo...
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Here's a fine example of what I was talking about: the parental advisory for National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation...
"Sex & Nudity"- A couple imply that they will have sex in an airplane restroom, but inside they just grope clumsily due to the small area.
- Christy Brinkly has a small white dress on showing cleavage.
- Cousin's daughter is in a half top and short shorts in the beginning.
- The daughter tries on a tight, low-cut, green dress from her cousin.
- The daughter is seen dancing with her cousin at the end of the film.
Last edited by Mike T; 07-17-2011, 11:44 PM.
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IMDb: If you ever need a good laugh...
...do what I do and spend some time reading through the Parental Advisory entries! It has been known to give me countless hours of amusement, as a lot of the advisories seem to be written by naive dweebs without a clue as to what real-life is all about.
A classic that I love is the people that put in such risque behaviour as: hugging, kissing, displays of affections between two people, or even a husband and wife seen in bed together (in their PJs, no less), under the "Sex" header. Yep, that's parental advice that I really NEED to know! Human beings acting like loving human beings towards one another. It doesn't get any dirtier than that...
Or my favourite: people that add in notation of a rape scene, or scenes, usually accompanied by lengthy detail of the whole process, again under the "Sex" banner -- when they SHOULD be listing rape scenes under the "Violence" category. Afterall, that's why rape is also referred to as "sexual VIOLENCE", right? But nope, because for some inexperienced-in-the-ways-of-life weiners, since there is a "sex act" involved (albeit one achieved under coercion or through violence) it has to go under the "Sex" bracket. Those crazy kids...
I think the other best ones are the ones that fly in the face of IMDb regulations and include the poster's own personal opinions. I can't remember the film, but in one advisory for a horror film it has words to the effect of: "It's a horror film, so it's gory. What do you expect? If you don't like horror or gore you shouldn't be watching this".
Trust me, IMDb Parental Advisories = hours of fun and loads of laughs (at the utter stupidity of some people out there). ;)Tags: None
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