Where Oh Where is the Uwe Boll thread?

[Ian Jane]

Massacre Video is releasing The Final Storm.

https://massacrevideo.com/site/?prod...-blu-ray-combo

When Silas, a mysterious stranger, seeks refuge from a severe thunderstorm at the rural farm of Tom and his wife Gillian, a tense atmosphere quickly develops. Before the storm knocks out the power, brief news reports hint at catastrophic weather-related disasters unfolding globally. As the storm rages on, Silas’ ominous past begins to surface, escalating the tension between him and Tom. With the stakes rising, Tom finds himself not only fighting to protect his family but also facing a battle that could determine the survival of humanity itself.

Massacre Video is proud to present Uwe Boll’s gripping thriller, “The Final Storm.” This new release features a stunning HDR color grade that brings the film’s chilling atmospheric tension and dark visuals to life like never before. Experience the suspense and psychological drama in unprecedented clarity and detail, making this definitive edition a must-have for fans of intense, apocalyptic thrillers.

[The Silly Swede]

Postal is kind of fun. Not a good movie by any means, but fun.

[Ian Jane]

Massacre Video is releasing Postal in Feb. on UHD/Blu-ray.

https://massacrevideo.com/site/?prod...-blu-ray-combo

Dive into the chaotic world of Postal Dude, a man down on his luck, thrust into an outlandish scheme by his cult-leading uncle. Their audacious heist at a local amusement park, targeting a coveted trove of trendy toys, spirals into madness with the sudden intervention of terrorists with a sinister plot. Postal is a wild ride through controversy and dark humor, a cinematic experience unlike any other.

Massacre Video proudly brings to you ‘Postal,’ Uwe Boll’s daring and controversial adaptation of the popular video game, now in a stunning 4K UHD. This darkly comedic masterpiece has been meticulously scanned from the original negatives for a state-of-the-art 4K presentation. Enhanced with a HDR color-grade, approved by the director himself, the film is showcased in its authentic 2.35:1 aspect ratio, just as it mesmerized audiences in its initial theatrical release.

Special Features:

- SLIPCASE LIMITED TO 3000 UNITS
- Brand New 4K Scan from the Original Negatives with Director-Approved HDR Color
- Director Audio Commentary
- Running With Scissors Audio Commentary
- Behind the scenes
- Deleted Scenes
- Making of Features
- Gag Reel
- Trailers for Other Massacre Video Releases

*Extras are Blu-ray only

[Ian Jane]

BloodRayne coming to UHD 1/9/24.

https://massacrevideo.com/site/?prod...-blu-ray-combo

Rayne is a dhampir – a human-vampire hybrid – enslaved by a malevolent traveling circus. When she eventually breaks free of her servitude, Rayne vows to confront her immensely powerful vampire father, Kagan for abandoning her. But when Rayne learns of her father’s long history of betrayal and vindictiveness, Rayne’s daring quest turns into a fight for her life.

Massacre Video proudly presents Uwe Boll’s bold and visceral rendition of the beloved video game, BloodRayne. Experience it anew with a cutting-edge 4k scan sourced from the original negatives, enhanced by a fresh Director Approved HDR color-grade, and presented in its authentic 2.35:1 aspect ratio—the same immersive format in which the film was originally showcased theatrically. Now restored for the first time on home video.

SLIPCASE LIMITED TO 3000 UNITS

Special Features
-Brand New 4k Scan from the Original Negatives with Director Approved HDR Color
-Uncompressed PCM Audio
-Brand New Director Audio Commentary
-Deleted and Extended Scenes
-Interviews with Cast & Crew
-Behind The Scenes
-CGI Making of the Film
-Dinner with Uwe Boll
-Unrated Home Video Cut of the Film
-Trailers for other Massacre Video Releases

*Extras are Blu-ray only

[Alex K.]

Thank you! I cannot understand all the hype his boring films get!

And back on topic: Uwe is right about superhero movies. They are for children and mongoloids.

He proudly say's this while basking in the glory of over 100 straight to video Steven Seagal DVD and Blu Ray's piled behind him.

[The Silly Swede]

Same thing goes for that greek Yorgos cunt.

Thank you! I cannot understand all the hype his boring films get!

And back on topic: Uwe is right about superhero movies. They are for children and mongoloids.

[Nabonga]

He's actually spot on about a lot of those films. I'd rather watch a million Boll films in a row than ever watch anything Nolan (Zzzzz....!) ever again. Same thing goes for that greek Yorgos cunt.

[Alex K.]

In an insane world a sane man must appear insane.

[The Silly Swede]

Uwe is obviously insane. I love him for it though

[Alex K.]

[The Silly Swede]

YES! YES! MOTHERFUCKING YES!

[Tom Clark]

[agent999]

I would only be happy if they simultaneously managed to kill each other. This would be like scissoring: two massive cunts going at each other.

[Ian Jane]

Uwe Boll has challenged Alex Jones to a boxing match.

http://www.indiewire.com/2018/04/uwe...ch-1201950862/

[The Silly Swede]

Yeah, Boll really seems to know the score. That doesn't really seem to be the case when he is directing though. (Even if I love Rampage and Attack on Wall Street etc)