Where Oh Where is the Uwe Boll thread?

[Ian Jane Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close Ian Jane]

Uwe Boll quits... again.

[Alex K. Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Alex K.]

Shit or get off the pot. I did see Rampage 3 and that was not very good. It had an interesting idea but it seemed rushed, not well thought out, and pretty cheap even by Boll standards (a lot of stock footage and shots of talking heads and narration to pad it out).

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[Alex K. Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Alex K.]

He's not wrong regarding Daniel Day Lewis.

[The Silly Swede Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close The Silly Swede]

Yeah, Boll really seems to know the score. That doesn't really seem to be the case when he is directing though. (Even if I love Rampage and Attack on Wall Street etc)

[Ian Jane Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close Ian Jane]

Uwe Boll has challenged Alex Jones to a boxing match.

http://www.indiewire.com/2018/04/uwe...ch-1201950862/

[agent999 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close agent999]

I would only be happy if they simultaneously managed to kill each other. This would be like scissoring: two massive cunts going at each other.

[Tom Clark Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Tom Clark]

[The Silly Swede Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close The Silly Swede]

YES! YES! MOTHERFUCKING YES!

[Alex K. Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Alex K.]

[The Silly Swede Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close The Silly Swede]

Uwe is obviously insane. I love him for it though

[Alex K. Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Alex K.]

In an insane world a sane man must appear insane.

[Nabonga Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Nabonga]

He's actually spot on about a lot of those films. I'd rather watch a million Boll films in a row than ever watch anything Nolan (Zzzzz....!) ever again. Same thing goes for that greek Yorgos cunt.

[The Silly Swede Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close The Silly Swede]

Same thing goes for that greek Yorgos cunt.

Thank you! I cannot understand all the hype his boring films get!

And back on topic: Uwe is right about superhero movies. They are for children and mongoloids.

[Alex K. Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Alex K.]

Thank you! I cannot understand all the hype his boring films get!

And back on topic: Uwe is right about superhero movies. They are for children and mongoloids.

He proudly say's this while basking in the glory of over 100 straight to video Steven Seagal DVD and Blu Ray's piled behind him.