Charlie Sheen & Whoopi Goldberg In 9/11

[Ian Jane Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close Ian Jane]

Wow. Just wow.

[Mark Tolch Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Mark Tolch]

Good lord.

[paul h. woly boly Find all posts View Profile Close paul h.]

In theaters?!

[Alex K. Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Alex K.]

Oh boy. We've reached 9/11-sploitation guys. Time to clear room on the shelf next to your Ilsa flicks.

The film looks like a cheaply made piece of shit shot in about 10 days and on 2-3 sets.

[Scott Intellectual Carrot Find all posts View Profile Close Scott]

This looks great! Whoopie's wig, Charlie's AIDS.

DIE HARD: 9/11 would have been a better title. "This time John McClane has to survive 2 buildings! AND 2 PLANES!"

We are fucked as a civilization. This is dumber than any idea in the Dumb Ideas thread.

[Matt H. Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Matt H.]

This can't be real.

[Alex K. Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Alex K.]

This looks great! Whoopie's wig, Charlie's AIDS.

[The Silly Swede Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close The Silly Swede]

I like how they point out that it was based on actual events.

[killer must kill again Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close killer must kill again]

trump election must have created an alternate timeline, where stuff like this is real!

[The Silly Swede Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close The Silly Swede]

So this was released on VOD here, I shit you not. Naturally I had to rent it.

It took me about 1 minute to regret that. First it looked pretty ok for a cheap as shit film like this, but then they have Whoopi walking on a street which is fucking greenscreen. It is obviously that her walking, and everyone else, are not there at the same time. Just so sloppily and shittily done. The bad news it kind of goes downhill from there. Everything looks shittily cheap and tacky, and the DP is obviously such a gigantic fuckup that every shot is lighted in the most amateurish of ways. Like they have completely forgotten to account for the "real" lights in the roof which makes everyone look pale and gloomy like Charlie have given them AIDS.

Every character is also horribly written and performed even more horribly by these washed up has-been actors.

Then after 15 minutes, the elevator stops and our characters minus Whoopie is stuck there for MORE THEN AN HOUR, until one of them decides to use his hammer to punch through the elevator wall so they can be safe.

Cue credits.

[Mark Tolch Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Mark Tolch]

I will not.

[Mark C. Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Mark C.]

So this was released on VOD here, I shit you not. Naturally I had to rent it.

It took me about 1 minute to regret that. First it looked pretty ok for a cheap as shit film like this, but then they have Whoopi walking on a street which is fucking greenscreen. It is obviously that her walking, and everyone else, are not there at the same time. Just so sloppily and shittily done. The bad news it kind of goes downhill from there. Everything looks shittily cheap and tacky, and the DP is obviously such a gigantic fuckup that every shot is lighted in the most amateurish of ways. Like they have completely forgotten to account for the "real" lights in the roof which makes everyone look pale and gloomy like Charlie have given them AIDS.

Every character is also horribly written and performed even more horribly by these washed up has-been actors.

Then after 15 minutes, the elevator stops and our characters minus Whoopie is stuck there for MORE THEN AN HOUR, until one of them decides to use his hammer to punch through the elevator wall so they can be safe.

Cue credits.

Sounds great, I love it when really well known hollywood actors slum it in a shit film. That's pure entertainment for me.