Really dumb potential movie concepts

[Horace Cordier Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Horace Cordier]

I'm bored. Lets try a game called "really bad exploitation concepts". Give a title and tag line. Here is mine:

SASQUATCH WITH A GUN

"Furry and firearms don't mix!"

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Hookers on Gravy (sorry for the can-con)

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THE GERUNDING: "Half-noun, half-verb, all frightening." "He liked verbs so much, he had to dress like one."

THE ECSTASY OF BILLY JACK (sorry, more Can-Con)

DEEP GROATS (aka SUPERMAN FUCKS A HOUSE)

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THE ECSTASY OF BILLY JACK

I'd watch that.

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WHO IS THAT BLACK GIRL?

Synopsis: Prologue: White guy wonders who that black girl is, turns to internet. Act I: nope. Act II: nope. Act III: yep, that's her, and she kills him. Epilogue: Black girl types in "WHO IS THAT WHITE GUY?" Fade...

THAT CRAZY GUY IAN WORKS WITH

This is self-explanatory, but Tobey Maguire plays CG. At the end, after the school gym is saved, everybody realizes we're all a little crazy, and hugs, and CG hands out beers from his trunk and everyone sings Stones songs.

BLUES BROTHERS 3000

Voodoo queen sends Dan Aykroyd (not JAKE, who is dead) into the fuutre, to year 2117. He is helped by cute twins, a robot monkey and the LAST BLUESMAN ON EARTHS to put the band back together. Steve Buscemi cameo as JAKE at the end.

I give up.

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POUTINE-AGE HIKEAWAYS: HOOKERS ON GRAVY II

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LEGOLAS MY EGGO

This is elf-explanatory, but the part of Legolas is played by that kid everybody hates, and he tries to make toaster waffles with hilarious results.

UNIVERSAL HOUSE OF PANCAKES

Dracula (not the Spanish one), Frankenstein, Wolfman, Creature and Invisible Man open a pancake house, then get sued.

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UNIVERSAL HOUSE OF PANCAKES

Dracula (not the Spanish one), Frankenstein, Wolfman, Creature and Invisible Man open a pancake house, then get sued.

HA!

How about:

ILSA, RECORDS KEEPER OF THE IRS

"She audited so terribly...even the IRS feared her!"

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UNIVERSAL HOUSE OF PANCAKES

Dracula (not the Spanish one), Frankenstein, Wolfman, Creature and Invisible Man open a pancake house, then get sued.

I hope this one is in 3-D! Especially the pancakes, and the lawsuit.

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Times Square's Worst Hookers

A period piece focusing on sex workers with little skill, who lament the small amounts of money they make. Finally, our whore-with-a-heart-of-gold protagonist meets an asexual man whom she falls in love with after they find out they both love The Carol Burnett Show.

Tagline: "They tried to give their bodies...and no one wanted them."

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I hope this one is in 3-D! Especially the pancakes, and the lawsuit.

LAWSUITS!!!! PLURAL.

Probably have to be 6-D, at least. Don't come alone.

[Horace Cordier Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Horace Cordier]

Really dumb potential movie concepts

Some of these are already better concepts than ACTUALLY released flicks like NIGHT OF THE LEPUS.

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Zalman King presents CONJUNCTION JUNCTION: THE REMAKE

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THAT CRAZY GUY IAN WORKS WITH

This is self-explanatory, but Tobey Maguire plays CG. At the end, after the school gym is saved, everybody realizes we're all a little crazy, and hugs, and CG hands out beers from his trunk and everyone sings Stones songs.

I'd watch that, but only if Mel Gibson played Ian.

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I'd watch that, but only if Mel Gibson played Ian.

Haha, if Crazy Guy weren't Jewish he'd be a good choice for the lead.