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  • The Rene Bond Thead

    So inspired by last night's triple feature, I figure it's time for a Rene Bond thread.

    My thoughts on her:

    -she's attractive, but in a weird way, and has chipmunk cheeks kinda like Linda Blair except with droopier eyes

    -by xxx/exploitation standards she's not a half bad actress. As far as her xxx work goes, she was either really into sex or a really good actress because she's got enthusiasm to spare

    -her filmography is odd and varied - how she wound up in roughies Girl In A Basket as well as Exorcist porn like Angel Above Devil Below and playful non-xxx fare like Country Cuzzins is beyond me but I'm glad she did.

    -Please Don't Eat My Mother is weird. The old dude from Teenage Fantasies also appeared with Rene in this movie.

    -She could have done better than Rick Lutze. He's kinda creepy.

    RENE!



    I wish she'd been interviewed more extensively before she died as I bet she would have had some really interesting stories to tell.
    Rock! Shock! Pop!

  • #2
    I love Rene, the chipmunk factor is key, I think. I still need to buy FRANKIE AND JOHNNY WERE LOVERS, dangit!

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    • #3
      It's out of print now I think.
      Rock! Shock! Pop!

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      • #4
        yeah I saw the triple feature in your golden box (that doesn't sound right) and you wouldn't let me take it. Dink.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Ian Jane View Post
          It's out of print now I think.
          Call me crazy, but I just ordered the one reasonably-priced sealed copy I could find.

          All for the love of Rene..........

          Thanks for the heads-up!

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          • #6
            I don't think that's crazy at all. I think it's perfectly logical.

            RENE!

            Rock! Shock! Pop!

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            • #7
              That scene is so instructional!

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              • #8
                Got THE TEASER/FRANKIE AND JOHNNY. Life is sweet.

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                • #9
                  Did you watch it? Is it worth trying to hunt down? I haven't seen either one.
                  Rock! Shock! Pop!

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                  • #10
                    Not yet, my obsession springs from seeing her nightclub performance from F&J on the Apha Blue comp, so maybe my requirements are set low. The TEASER trailer makes it look like a typical shot-on-16mm crotch-hopper, which means it could be glorious or painful. Possibly not on the top of the list for re-press, so I'm glad I got it anyway.

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                    • #11
                      Here's one to find in the 50¢ bin!

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                      • #12
                        You didn't really find that in the $0.50 bin, did you?

                        That one needs to be framed.
                        Rock! Shock! Pop!

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                        • #13
                          Nononononono, I saw it on Rate Your Music, but it is the kind of thing that MIGHT show up in a dusty stack somewhere, if one was lucky.

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                          • #14
                            Pshew. You almost made my head explode.
                            Rock! Shock! Pop!

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                            • #15
                              Her body is making my head explode on that cover. DAMN!

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