Bat Pussy UNApreciation Thread... (Merged)

[Alison Jane Girl Boss Jane Find all posts View Profile Close Alison Jane]

Watched it again last night. It doesn't get better does it? It doesn't even stay the same...



















































































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[Ian Jane Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close Ian Jane]

After watching it in a less inhebriated state than the last few times I've seen it, I'm now pretty sure that this was just some unfinished film SWV found in a box. Like the filmmaker's shot it realized how fucking horrible it was, then put it in a box where it sat until SWV found it. I also wonder if the Dragon Art Theater intro was tagged on by SWV just to give it some sort of context.

It's just so amazingly bad. It's really an endurance test. We double featured this with Aphrodisiac last night (which features gratuitous midget cheek pinching) and it was the best pairing ever.

[Ian Miller Flattery and foreplay Find all posts View Profile Close Ian Miller]

APHRODISIAC is the De Renzy weed mondo with Holmes, right?

BAT PUSSY worship is a prime example of Boss Jane's cult leader capabilities. Not that it's undeserving of its reputation, mind you.

[Ian Jane Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close Ian Jane]

It's 100% deserving of its reputation. I noticed more mistakes and errors last night than ever before. It really is amazingly inept.

And Aprhodisiac does indeed have Holmes in it but I don't think De Renzey was involved, was he? He did Weed, which is a different movie (and non-pornographic).

[Ian Miller Flattery and foreplay Find all posts View Profile Close Ian Miller]

Ah, you're right! Too much WEED is bad for the memory.......

[Todd Jordan Smut is good. Find all posts View Profile Close Todd Jordan]

What are we talking about?

[Alison Jane Girl Boss Jane Find all posts View Profile Close Alison Jane]

I want to know what all of Buddy's tattoos are. The one on his butt looks like a sombrero...

[Ian Jane Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close Ian Jane]

I'll bet he got them in prison.

[Ian Jane Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close Ian Jane]

The best part of the movie is when he asks whats her name 'Do you want me to fuck you in the butt' and she says, after a dramatic pause, 'no.'

You could tell she was thinking about it though. Like he'd asked her that many times before and she'd been okay with it but because he was doing such a bad job at 'sucking her pussy' this one particular night there would be no anal treat for Buddy this time around.

There's a whole backstory to these guys in my brain.

[Alison Jane Girl Boss Jane Find all posts View Profile Close Alison Jane]

Do you think it'll ever make it to blu-ray? :think:

[Ian Jane Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close Ian Jane]

After rewatching it I'm amazed it made it to anything.

[Alison Jane Girl Boss Jane Find all posts View Profile Close Alison Jane]

Technically it didn't.

[Ian Jane Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close Ian Jane]

HOLY SHIT!

[Alison Jane Girl Boss Jane Find all posts View Profile Close Alison Jane]

Wow, that's nuts. Have you told Matt?

[Alison Jane Girl Boss Jane Find all posts View Profile Close Alison Jane]

Watched it again last night. It doesn't get better does it? It doesn't even stay the same...



















































































:bp:

Hahaha, GREAT post.