If you weren't already enamoured with Udo Kier...

[Ian Jane Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close Ian Jane]

...this Onion AV Club article/interview will probably change your mind.

I'd love to sit down and have a few beers with that guy and just let him talk about his life. What an odd dude.

[Ian Jane Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close Ian Jane]

The best quote?

"I cannot answer you, because it’s totally unknown to me what you just asked me, and also very boring."

[Alison Jane Girl Boss Jane Find all posts View Profile Close Alison Jane]

Will read!

[Ian Jane Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close Ian Jane]

Udo is the man.

[Todd Jordan Smut is good. Find all posts View Profile Close Todd Jordan]

I'm fond of this line: "I was Christian von Meruh, his assistant, who falls in love with the girl with the big tits."

[Mike Howlett Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Mike Howlett]

Brilliant. And my man-crush on Udo grows even stronger...

[Alison Jane Girl Boss Jane Find all posts View Profile Close Alison Jane]

Udo and an owl. Why the hell not!

[Alex K. Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Alex K.]

Seems like an interesting dude. I LOVE Blood For Dracula as well and you have to be at least a little crazy to work with Paul Morrisey.

[Alison Jane Girl Boss Jane Find all posts View Profile Close Alison Jane]

I wish a ton of 70s Udo films would come out of the woodwork. *sigh*

[Matt H. Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Matt H.]

I wish a ton of 70s Udo films would come out of the woodwork. *sigh*

Like which ones?

[Alison Jane Girl Boss Jane Find all posts View Profile Close Alison Jane]

Like which ones?

Ones that don't exist, haha. I just wish there was more of him from that decade.

[Matt H. Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Matt H.]

Ones that don't exist, haha. I just wish there was more of him from that decade.

Yeah, like some lost 3-hour epic starring Udo and Little Joe as gay New York detectives investigating a series of murders, directed by Andy Warhol and written by Paul Morrissey. And all of Udo's dialogue is German language with subtitles and Joe just agrees with everything he says, without understanding a word. Ditto Udo when Joe is speaking. Lots of gore courtesy of Carlo Rambaldi and some hardcore scenes (gay and straight). Includes previously unreleased music by The Velvet Underground.

I agree, it would be awesome.

[Paul L Scholar of Sleaze Find all posts View Profile Close Paul L]

I wish a ton of 70s Udo films would come out of the woodwork. *sigh*

I'd settle for a new film with Udo and Helmut Berger, directed by Ulli Lommel. Probably about some serial killer. Berger would look angry and pissed off at the whole enterprise, Kier would deliver his lines with aplomb, and Lommel would wax lyrical about the heavy-handed symbolism of the whole thing.

Or even better, a 'meta' film about the making of a picture with Kier and Berger, and their run-ins with film's director, played by Lommel. Fuggin' marvelous idea.

[Alison Jane Girl Boss Jane Find all posts View Profile Close Alison Jane]

I would blind buy all of this... limited editions, $35 a piece!

[Mark C. Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Mark C.]

I just noticed that the fellow who wrote the article also wrote a excellent book on Canadian Horror films called THEY CAME FROM WITHIN.