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This isn't a movie that gets talked about very much, but it was produced by Erwin C. Dietrich and has an interesting cast and was directed by Jack Guy aka Guy Gilbert who made Hitler's Last Train. Anyway, the story follows an investigative reporter who goes undercover to expose some sort of white slave trade/prostitution ring run by a guy who loves machine guns named KarateJack. What's rad about Karate Jack, aside from his name, is that he's played by Eric Falk, infamous naked kickboxing guy from MAD FOXES and ROLLS ROYCE BABY.
This movie is also rad for the following reasons:
1 - it features a guy who looks a lot like Todd Jordan with black hair.
2 - it features a sex scene in which a guy yells out 'OH JEEZ MOVE!' to the girl while he's doing her.
3 - it features lots of footage of Eric Falk conducting business and trying to pretend he's a sophisticated criminal and not a guy who looks like a caveman.
4 - lots of ladies of varying degrees of attractiveness do naked strip teases and dances, most of which aren't very sexy but are rather amusing.
5 - there's an AMAZING fight scene that only lasts about a minute in which some dudes try to bust Karate Jack and his pals at the strip club where Karate Jack appears out of nowhere and yells out HEEEYAW and then pulls off his leather jacket and karate chops a guy. This screen cap sucks but you can tell it's rad.
6 - Eric Falk rapes a chick with weird fake boobs.
There's more than that but I don't really want to spoil too much of it. Has anyone else seen it? ABC released it on DVD but it's long out of print and kinda hard to find and was never available domestically. It's worth tracking down though. It's not MAD FOXES caliber wacky but it definitely has its moments and should be better known than it is. It's also known, according to the DVD box, as Tanzerinnen Fur Tanger, Helga, Filles L'Esclaves, Naked Street Girls and Sensuous Slaves so it's a film of many titles but what matters is KARATE FUCKIN' JACK.
This movie is also rad for the following reasons:
1 - it features a guy who looks a lot like Todd Jordan with black hair.
2 - it features a sex scene in which a guy yells out 'OH JEEZ MOVE!' to the girl while he's doing her.
3 - it features lots of footage of Eric Falk conducting business and trying to pretend he's a sophisticated criminal and not a guy who looks like a caveman.
4 - lots of ladies of varying degrees of attractiveness do naked strip teases and dances, most of which aren't very sexy but are rather amusing.
5 - there's an AMAZING fight scene that only lasts about a minute in which some dudes try to bust Karate Jack and his pals at the strip club where Karate Jack appears out of nowhere and yells out HEEEYAW and then pulls off his leather jacket and karate chops a guy. This screen cap sucks but you can tell it's rad.
6 - Eric Falk rapes a chick with weird fake boobs.
There's more than that but I don't really want to spoil too much of it. Has anyone else seen it? ABC released it on DVD but it's long out of print and kinda hard to find and was never available domestically. It's worth tracking down though. It's not MAD FOXES caliber wacky but it definitely has its moments and should be better known than it is. It's also known, according to the DVD box, as Tanzerinnen Fur Tanger, Helga, Filles L'Esclaves, Naked Street Girls and Sensuous Slaves so it's a film of many titles but what matters is KARATE FUCKIN' JACK.
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