Code Red Releasing Monster Shark!!!!

[Ian Jane Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close Ian Jane]

Billspeak from FB:

MORE ITALIAN FILMS COMING TO CODE RED!

Since American films are getting picked clean by bottom dwellers, we now have to pay for over priced Italian films. Michael Sopkiw suggest Banana man to find and release another one of his film, so we cut a deal with MONSTER SHARK (aka DEVIL FISH)!!!

New 1080p HD coming soon for Blu-ray for 2017!

[Ian Jane Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close Ian Jane]

I like that Bill's PR makes it sound like he actually cut a deal to distribute the film with an actual monster shark.

I'm also pretty sick of banana man.

I do like this movie though.

[Keeth Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Keeth]

That's some pretty cool artwork.

He should release like 40 titles at the same time... think of the chaos that would cause!

[Alex K. Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Alex K.]

Lameberto's shittiest film. Easily skippable.

[Matt H. Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Matt H.]

RE: Banana Man, I really don't know (or care) where that suit originated, but when I was browsing at the library, a DVD caught my eye. It was a movie called 3 GEEZERS! with Tim Allen, Kevin Pollak and J.K. Simmons, but that doesn't matter; the point is, is that there was a little picture on the spine of the DVD of banana man. I'm not sure if this is secretly Bill's favourite movie or what, but it was a headshot of the exact same smiling banana man that we all know and hate. I can't find a picture of it but the movie is from 2013.

[Alex K. Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Alex K.]

Can you imagine the conversation that abounds when Bill pulls out that suit?

Sopkiw: "What are you doing?"

Bill: "Oh, I'm going to put on this Banana costume to fuck with people on the internet I don't like."

Sopkiw: "Why not just ignore these people? It looks really stupid dude."

Bill: "No! It's part of my plan to fuck with internet trolls and win the battle of the internet! If I stop they win and I refuse."

Sopkiw: "Why not just be the bigger man?"

Bill: "Look, I'll give you an extra $100 if you do the interview with me in the suit."

Sopkiw: "Sigh... Okay."

Then Sopkiw is forced to watch Bill slide his fat ass into the costume, internally cringing and instantly regretting this interview.

[John Bernhard Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close John Bernhard]

Found a pic of that dvd cover. No idea if there is a connection.

[enandalusiskhund An Andalusian Dog Find all posts View Profile Close enandalusiskhund]

Haha, nice detective work guys! Hope someone on bluray forum snaps this up and asks Bill.

[killer must kill again Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close killer must kill again]

the look on sopkiws face ... priceless!

[Alex K. Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Alex K.]

Bill is starting to make Adolph look sane by comparison.