Error 4444 Releasing Red To Kill

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We knew it was coming, now it's official.

Announcement #3 of 3: RED TO KILL (1994) dir. Billy Tang

PRE-ORDER INFO / COMING SOON

REGION FREE = A / B / C

RED TO KILL – Collector’s Edition NEW ART #1 & #2 Slipcovers Each Limited to 750 Units

Limited Contents:

-1x Double-Sided Slipcover w/ NEW Double Artwork from Justin Coffee or Oliver Costes
-1x Booklet with Essay by Tom Cunliffe
-3x Stickers
-1x Reversible Artwork Blu Ray Sleeve
*Slipcovers Are Double Walled O-Cards 18pt Stock with Matte Finish and Spot UV Gloss*

Special Features

• Brand New 2K Restoration [91 minutes]
• Audio Commentary by Bruce Holecheck (Cinema Arcana) & Art Ettinger (Ultra Violent Magazine)
• Wild Ratings: Talking Category III w/ Arne Venema & Mike Leeder of CFK [44 mins.]
• Video Essay by Jeroen Bijl (Horrible Reviews)
• New English Subtitles

[agent999 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close agent999]

Classy slipback!

[mjeon Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close mjeon]

You say that, but we'll see which slip you buy. John Charles in his book Hong Kong Filmography, 1977-1997 describes Red to Kill as "a reprehensible film," which has always cracked me up (despite my esteem for him). He is of course correct, but the remark seems totally beside the point.

[agent999 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close agent999]

You say that, but we'll see which slip you buy. John Charles in his book Hong Kong Filmography, 1977-1997 describes Red to Kill as "a reprehensible film," which has always cracked me up (despite my esteem for him). He is of course correct, but the remark seems totally beside the point.

Not the one that appears to have been drawn by a window licker.

[Vincent Dawn Jr Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Vincent Dawn Jr]

Not a fan of the #2 artwork.

Forgive my ignorance, but what's a "window licker?"

[Matt H. Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Matt H.]

Not a fan of the #2 artwork.

Forgive my ignorance, but what's a "window licker?"

Retard. Not you, that's what windowlicker means.

[Biliousss Member Find all posts View Profile Close Biliousss]

Love when this dude is working out in his psycho room with giger posters in the background. Cool movie. Scored a version in Colorado cheap last year don’t need an upgrade.

[Biliousss Member Find all posts View Profile Close Biliousss]

And I wish people would stop taking liberties with art it’s pointless. Please just include all original concepts. It’s the way.

[Ian Jane Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close Ian Jane]

Retard. Not you, that's what windowlicker means.

Completely unrelated to anything related to the movie, but when I was in high school a friend of mine had a crush on a girl that worked at Burger King. We went there one day to get... burgers... and so he could talk to her. It was nice so we ate outside near the window. Anytime she walked by that window, he would lick it in a strange attempt to convince her she should go out with him.

It didn't work. Later he got involved with a stripper named Cha-Cha and lived in a hotel room with her until she came home one day and found her sleeping with her daughter (who, in his defense, was at least of legal age!). I think he sells weed now.

[Matt H. Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Matt H.]

Completely unrelated to anything related to the movie, but when I was in high school a friend of mine had a crush on a girl that worked at Burger King. We went there one day to get... burgers... and so he could talk to her. It was nice so we ate outside near the window. Anytime she walked by that window, he would lick it in a strange attempt to convince her she should go out with him.

It didn't work. Later he got involved with a stripper named Cha-Cha and lived in a hotel room with her until she came home one day and found her sleeping with her daughter (who, in his defense, was at least of legal age!). I think he sells weed now.

Cha-Cha....

[Vincent Dawn Jr Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Vincent Dawn Jr]

Completely unrelated to anything related to the movie, but when I was in high school a friend of mine had a crush on a girl that worked at Burger King. We went there one day to get... burgers... and so he could talk to her. It was nice so we ate outside near the window. Anytime she walked by that window, he would lick it in a strange attempt to convince her she should go out with him.

It didn't work. Later he got involved with a stripper named Cha-Cha and lived in a hotel room with her until she came home one day and found her sleeping with her daughter (who, in his defense, was at least of legal age!). I think he sells weed now.

For some reason this story reminds me of an old roommate of mine (haven't seen him in over 12 years) who set the bar for inappropriate behavior with the opposite sex.

We'll call him Joey (not his real name.) Joey had a myriad of problems growing up, but he came from a well-off family, so he never had a shortage of opportunities and impressive toys/gadgets/cars/what-have-you to win people over. So, he bagged a super hot young girlfriend (this girl looked like the Disney Pocahontas cartoon), and dated her for a year or two before she got fed up with his volatile personality and dumped him.

Joey goes into a deep depression, so his parents decide to set him up on a date with the daughter of one of their family friends. She and Joey go out, like usual Joey gets hammered drunk. The girl drives him home, but stops to get some gas on the way. While she's outside pumping gas, Joey's in the passenger seat, whips out his dick and starts stroking away while sobbing uncontrollably. She gets back in the car, sees the fucking mess he's become and starts screaming at him. He sheepishly tucks it in his pants, and they proceed the rest of the way home as he whimpers.

No charges were filed/this was the early 00's. Eventually Joey got back together with Pocahontas and they stayed together for quite some time until she caught wind of his affair with a (slightly) developmentally challenged young lady he called Peaches. He used to like to fuck Peaches while listening to my Acid King CD, which he stole. I'm not sure what any of them are doing now.

[Ian Jane Administrator Find all posts View Profile Close Ian Jane]

Wow, Joey sounds even dopier than my friend, haha.

I will tell this story about that same friend, who during this period had a pretty cool Billy Ray Cyrus mullet and who was obsessed with Bob Marley. When we were 16 or so, my parents went away for a week and left me alone. So, of course, I had a party. A friend of mine who was a year older was dating a girl that was a year older than him and she'd just turned 19 so could buy booze (was still living in Canada at the time). Anyway, not having had proper experience in terms of how much we could handle, there were 8 of us and we got a case of 24 beers each and 4 bottles of vodka between us. Way too much.

Long story short, everyone got wasted but some of us more than others. The friend, the one who licked the Burger King window, we'll call him Al (not his real name). He way over did it and after getting naked and going swimming in my neighbors pool, came back to my place (but wouldn't put pants on) and puked in the washing machine. He was a mess. I got him a bucket because puking into the toilet wasn't going to happen. At one point he was convinced that the vomit spots on his shirt were cookies, so he started eating it. A few girls had come by at this point and he was hoping to score, but for some reason they weren't interested in a half-naked guy with Billy Ray Cyrus hair trying to eat his own vomit cookies. Go figure.

Morning comes around and I'm sober, as is one friend with a car, so we drive Al back home - he's covered in vomit. We get to his house and he can't really walk, so I help him get to the back door, figuring his parents would be less likely to see us. His mom answers immediately, she probably saw us coming up the drive way, and opens the door and starts yelling at us. Despite having known Al for a few years at this point, I'd never met his mom and figured this wasn't the best way to do that. So I let go of Al, just as she was opening the door but I didn't realize that just on the other side of the back door was a set of stairs going down to the basement. When I let go of Al, he tumbled forward and, BOOM, right down that flight of stairs.

I got the fuck out of there as fast as I could, his mom yelling at me but also terrified that her son had maybe just died.

I saw him the next morning at school and he was fine, and so far as I know, he never masturbated and cried at the same time in a girl's car so I think your pal wins.

[Matt H. Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Matt H.]

For some reason this story reminds me of an old roommate of mine (haven't seen him in over 12 years) who set the bar for inappropriate behavior with the opposite sex.

We'll call him Joey (not his real name.) Joey had a myriad of problems growing up, but he came from a well-off family, so he never had a shortage of opportunities and impressive toys/gadgets/cars/what-have-you to win people over. So, he bagged a super hot young girlfriend (this girl looked like the Disney Pocahontas cartoon), and dated her for a year or two before she got fed up with his volatile personality and dumped him.

Joey goes into a deep depression, so his parents decide to set him up on a date with the daughter of one of their family friends. She and Joey go out, like usual Joey gets hammered drunk. The girl drives him home, but stops to get some gas on the way. While she's outside pumping gas, Joey's in the passenger seat, whips out his dick and starts stroking away while sobbing uncontrollably. She gets back in the car, sees the fucking mess he's become and starts screaming at him. He sheepishly tucks it in his pants, and they proceed the rest of the way home as he whimpers.

No charges were filed/this was the early 00's. Eventually Joey got back together with Pocahontas and they stayed together for quite some time until she caught wind of his affair with a (slightly) developmentally challenged young lady he called Peaches. He used to like to fuck Peaches while listening to my Acid King CD, which he stole. I'm not sure what any of them are doing now.

*Was "Joey" really Jackie Earle Haley?

*This joke only works if you've seen the film LITTLE CHILDREN

[Vincent Dawn Jr Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Vincent Dawn Jr]

Well, chewing on your vomit covered shirt in front of chicks while half-naked & shit-faced is pretty low, but I'd agree Joey is still the king dipshit.

And no, he's not really Jackie Earle Haley (I don't remember Little Children at all, so that joke went over my head), but he is a heavy metal musician who's played in 2 or 3 relatively well known underground bands that a few people who post here might be familiar with.

[Matt H. Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Matt H.]

Well, chewing on your vomit covered shirt in front of chicks while half-naked & shit-faced is pretty low, but I'd agree Joey is still the king dipshit.

And no, he's not really Jackie Earle Haley (I don't remember Little Children at all, so that joke went over my head), but he is a heavy metal musician who's played in 2 or 3 relatively well known underground bands that a few people who post here might be familiar with.

In the movie, Haley's mom sets him up on a date and afterwards while sitting in his date's car - as she talks about how horrible men have treated her in the past - she looks over to see him furiously jerking off in the passenger seat.