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Released by: Alpha Blue Archives
Released on: 2004
Director: N/A
Cast: Uschi Digard, John Holmes, Keli Steward, Kitten Natividad
Year: 1980/1981/1982
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Uschi's Hot Stud Pick Up - Movie Review:
Uschi Digard was everywhere in the late sixties through to the mid-eighties. She appeared in all manner of softcore sex films like Nick Philip's Roxanna to exploitation movies such as Russ Meyer's Supervixens and C. B. Hustlers. She modeled for plenty of men's magazines of the era, and also made quite a few short silent loops - an even dozen of which have been compiled here on this compilation as part of Alpha Blue Archive's Big Tit Superstars Of The Seventies line of releases. While often times she worked under pseudonyms such as Ushi Devon or Ursula Digard, her instantly identifiable features ensured her a steady fan base no matter what name she performed under.
GIRL'S NIGHT IN:
Uschi wanders into the bedroom and finds a sultry brunette laying there waiting for her. Soon Uschi takes control and has the other girl disrobe so that she can see what's up. A few minutes later and they're both naked as jaybirds, bumping and grinding on another right beside a creepy statue of a clown on the night stand. While not hardcore in the technical sense, there's lots of titty licking and vaginal close ups in here, which always makes for a good time.
LET'EM HANG!:
Uschi's lying on the bed in her tight fitting black bra and after grinding for the camera, she feels the need to unleash those two mighty breasts of hers. Basically she just takes off her top and plays with her giant knockers for a few minutes. Short, sweet, and to the point.
LADY LUST:
This one starts out almost the same way as the second short. She strips on a bed, plays with her breasts, and rolls around a lot. This time though she spices things up a bit by completely disrobing and flaunting everything for the leering lens of the camera and from a few different angles too.
BIG TIT HOOKERS:
The camera slowly pans up a close in shot of her body as the logo for the film comes on screen (informing us it was made in 1972). Soon, as the camera pulls away, we see she's in a room with John Holmes (sporting a fancy sailor suit) and Keli Stewart, and a second woman I didn't recognize. Keli gives 'The King' a blowjob while Uschi rubs her boobs all over the two of them. Of course, an orgy breaks out and John gets to do his thing with the three fine foxes on film.
DEEP HEAT:
In a tight sweater and equally tight white jeans, Uschi prances for the camera for a minute or two before stripping down to her birthday suit, smiling like an angel the entire time and not too proud to wink to the camera now and again either. She lies back on the couch and wiggles around a lot, making sure to pay some loving attention to her fun bags while spreading her legs a little bit. She licks her breasts in front of a mirror while the camera jiggles a bit (this looks like it was shot hand-held style).
USCHI AND THE FROG PRINCE:
Uschi finds a dumb looking plastic frog on her bed and decides to undress and rub her boobies on it. Wearing nothing but a negligee with black stockings and a garter belt she gives him a kiss and soon he turns into a guy with big sideburns. He's pretty stoked to not be a frog anymore and to thank her he decides to bang her (or at least pretend to bang her... in one scene where she's riding him reverse cowgirl style you can see she's not penetrated).
USCHI'S HOT STUD PICK UP:
In this short from 1979, a 'hot stud' in a blue Porsche 914 who is out for a ride gets more than he bargained for when he picks up a hitchhiking Uschi, standing there all hips, tits and legs. They go back to his place where he drinks wine off of her breasts and she decides to strip down. She gives him what may or may not be a simulated blow job (her hair obscures it) and he fingers her a bit. Soon he mounts her on a bear skin rug on the floor and the do the deed. The end.
PHONE SEX WITH USCHI:
Ms. Digard is on the phone with someone when she decides to take the yellow pages advice and let her fingers do the walking. Soon she's stripped down to her stockings and garters and is rolling around on the bed. She masturbates quickly, and the clip ends.
PORNO SHOOT ORGY:
Uschi's in bed with another gal while a guy in a captain's hat and fuzzy looking brown slacks films the two of them rubbing up against each other. They get him naked and Uschi rubs his feet on her box after licking his toes. The man makes various funny faces and shows off his sideburns while the two women take care of him and of each other. To finish it off, he mounts the second girl while Uschi grabs the camera and lets it roll so she can capture the action before jumping back in and sucking the other girl's nipples.
STACKED UP AND READY:
A slow pan up her long stockinged legs starts this one off, as she lies back on the couch and opens up her blue dress to expose the goods. Soon enough she's completely buck naked and writhing around on the bed. She touches herself and poses a lot and the short comes to an end.
USCHI CAN'T WAIT:
She slowly gets out of an old Lincoln Continental, opens the trunk, retrieves her luggage and heads into her house. There, Uschi hops into the shower after quickly removing her clothes. She lathers up her mighty hooters, rinses off, and then towel dries herself. From here she heads into the bedroom where she tries on a couple of different colored bras in front of the mirror. After that she gets dressed, which more or less defeats the purpose of this one.
ON DISPLAY:
In the last of the shorts, she slowly strips out of a fancy black evening gown in a very purple room. Wearing nothing but fishnets and a string of pearls, she writhes and rolls around on the bed and has some fun with a white feather boa before calling it quits.
Uschi's Hot Stud Pick Up - DVD Review:
All twelve of the shorts are presented fullframe and it looks like that's how they were shot as there isn't any noticeable cropping. It also looks like most of these clips and short films were thankfully taken from film sources, not from video. The colors are a little faded in a few segments but such is the nature of the 8mm material in the first place and the scarcity of this footage will probably make it difficult to ever really polish it up to modern day standards. Even if it could be done, there's something to be said for the nostalgia factor of seeing it look as it does here. There is some grain and some minor print damage but the colors look decent enough and there aren't any serious problems with mpeg compression or edge enhancement.
The Dolby Digital AC-3 audio track is fine. While the music that plays over the loops gets a little repetitive at times, it does sound nice and clear and doesn't suffer from any hiss or distortion. Nothing on this compilation was shot with sound so everything appears here with instrumental music over top.
Extra features on this release include a very nice still gallery of roughly one hundred vintage images of Uschi from various photo lay outs and shoots. Some of them are solo shots, some of them have partners in them (look for John Holmes in a couple of shots), and some are color and some are black and white. This is a really nice variety of images that her many fans will be sure to dig.
In addition to this, Alpha Blue has dug up some rare outtakes from Uschi's Hot Stud Pick Up. Some of this footage is simply Ms. Digart trying to get the attention of the 'stud' driving in her blue Porsche, but there's also some 'make out' footage in here and finally plenty of footage of Uschi bouncing up and down on him once they get back to his place. This was all shot without sound but it's got a fine selection of disco music playing over top of it. All in all, this footage runs just over seven minutes.
Last but not least, Alpha Blue Archives have included the trailers for Pastries (also known as A Taste Of Sweden). Sourced from a VHS tape, this trailer features Uschi alongside Maria Aranoff of Fantasm. The dubbed narration ads a touch of humor to this promo, which does feature plenty of money shots and leaves little to the imagination.
Uschi's Hot Stud Pick Up - The Final Word:
Uschi's Hot Stud Pick Up is a fine compilation of some of the Swedish sex goddess' (well technically she was born in the US... but still!) rarest vintage loops as well as a few well-chosen clips from throughout the early part of her career. The audio and video quality is about as good as you'd expect this type of material to look, and the extra features are interesting and suit the content of the disc appropriately.
